I Hate Doctors Receptionists
Kicking Football Know-It-Alls: A Song of Fans' Frustration
Lyrics
I'm trying to watch the football
The speaker is attempting to watch a football match.
There's this bloke at the side of me
There is a man beside the speaker at the football match.
Everything the Ref gives
The man disagrees with every decision made by the referee.
He has to disagree
He consistently challenges the referee's calls during the game.
He calls the players black and blue
The man criticizes and verbally attacks the players aggressively.
He thinks he knows it all
The man believes he possesses extensive knowledge about football.
Truth be known I bet he can't even kick a ball
The speaker doubts the man's actual ability to play football.
He's pain in the arse
The man is a source of annoyance and frustration.
A know all football twat
The man is seen as an annoying and overly confident football enthusiast.
One of these days
The speaker anticipates a future event related to the man's behavior.
These boots are gonna kick him flat
The speaker imagines that someone will retaliate physically against the man.
He gets on every body's tits
The man irritates everyone around him.
He's moaning all the time
The man is a constant complainer, particularly about the referee.
The referees a wanker
The man expresses frustration with the referee using vulgar language.
Watch your fucking line
A warning to the man to control his behavior.
He calls the players black and blue
The man continues to criticize and verbally attack players.
He thinks he knows it all
Reiteration of the man's perceived football knowledge.
Truth be known I bet he can't even kick a ball
The speaker doubts the man's ability to play football, repeated from line 9.
He's pain in the arse
Reiteration of the man being a source of annoyance.
A know all football twat
Reiteration of the man being an annoying football enthusiast.
One of these days
Anticipation of a future event similar to line 14.
These boots are gonna kick him flat
Anticipation of physical retaliation against the man, repeated from line 15.
He's pain in the arse
Reiteration of the man being a source of annoyance, repeated from line 29.
A know all football twat
Reiteration of the man being an annoying football enthusiast, repeated from line 30.
One of these days
Anticipation of a future event similar to lines 14 and 31.
These boots are gonna kick him flat
Anticipation of physical retaliation against the man, repeated from lines 15 and 32.
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