If you Shoot the Head You Kill the Ghoul
National Emergency: Battling Undead Men in a Zombie Apocalypse
Lyrics
This is the state of national emergency
This line establishes a state of national emergency.
Mind-blowing massacre at the cemetery
Describes a shocking and extensive killing event at a cemetery.
When the groundskeeper came to
The groundskeeper arrives to inspect the situation.
Check out the place
The groundskeeper is attacked when checking the place.
They knocked him down and they ate his face
The attackers knock down the groundskeeper and consume his face.
Little Billy Baker said he saw it first
Little Billy Baker claims to be the first witness.
A thousand rotten carcasses
Describes a large number of decaying bodies emerging from the ground.
Climbed out of the earth
Highlights the scale of the undead rising from the earth.
Now we're holding a crisis information
Refers to a crisis information meeting at the high school.
Meeting at the high school
People gather at the high school for crisis information.
And we say if you shoot the
Suggests a solution: shooting the head kills the ghoul.
Head you kill the ghoul
Repeats the idea that shooting the head is effective against ghouls.
If you shoot the head you kill the ghoul
Reiterates the importance of shooting the head to kill the ghoul.
Come on
Encouragement or call to action related to the emergency.
This is the state of national emergency
Repeats the state of national emergency, expanding to different locations.
It's happening in Texas and in
Lists states where the emergency is occurring.
Idaho and in Tennessee
Continues to describe the widespread zombie attacks.
Hideous hordes of crumbling undead men
Details the characteristics of the undead, emphasizing their brutality.
Are slaughtering and eating the population
Describes the gruesome actions of the undead against the population.
We've just received word from washington DC
Reports information received from Washington DC.
It's every man for himself
Indicates a survival mentality—every person for themselves.
Against the zombies they say a high powered
Advises on the effectiveness of short-range weapons against zombies.
Short range weapon is a man's best tool
Reiterates the idea that shooting the head is the best method.
And they say if you shoot the
Continues to stress the importance of targeting the head.
Head you kill the ghoul
Repeats the concept of killing the ghoul by shooting the head.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
Expresses the urgency and repetition of shooting and killing.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
-Aahhhhhhthis is a state of national emergency
Reaffirms the state of national emergency with a sense of distress.
Why is this happening? What
Pose questions about the reasons behind the zombie outbreak.
Are the dead returning?
Asks if the dead are returning and questions our actions.
Have we gone too far
Raises existential questions about deserving a catastrophic fate.
Do we deserve this fate? Is Hell too full
Speculates about Hell being too full and if it's related to the undead.
Have they opened up the gate?
Suggests a scenario where the gate to Hell might have opened.
It's earth last stand against our final death
Portrays a desperate situation as humanity faces its final threat.
They'll eat and eat till there's no one left
Describes the relentless nature of the undead, consuming everyone.
We don't know if it's radiation
Raises uncertainty about the cause—whether it's radiation or something biblical.
Or if it's something biblical
Highlights the lack of clarity regarding the origin of the crisis.
But we know if you shoot the
Reiterates the solution: shooting the head to kill the ghoul.
Head you kill the ghoul
Emphasizes the effectiveness of targeting the head against ghouls.
If you shoot the head you kill the ghoul
Reiterates the central theme that shooting the head is the key to killing ghouls.
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