Massage Parlor, Pt. 2

Massage Parlor Pt. 2

Hello

Yes

Hello.

Hello, I'm a massage therapist, my name is Will. Nice to meet you.

Hello, William, is this you? Can you hear me, dear? Are you cautious with this nasty virus, it really attacks our humanity?

Yes.

OK

Everyone's tested every two weeks and every day we actually have our temperatures taken to make sure that we we do not have any symptoms of a common cold or anything that can affect our patients.

I like your voice. Could you be the one that rubs me?

I'm only available on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

Well, she said the only available time was next Friday because we normally go to bed for the day around noon.

That's just because on those days I'm not there and my schedule is pretty booked for the next few weeks.

We have nothing to live for. We could we could come in, really. I mean, I think any time, right dear?

Yes, I think any time. Should we have a full breakfast right before we come in so that we're energetic at home.

Actually not at all. It's kind of the opposite. You don't want to lay down on the table for almost an hour and have a full stomach.

Because I normally eat a half a grapefruit. Somebody once told me it increases your libido. It hasn't worked once, but I'm hoping it will before I die.

That's perfectly fine.

Do you do social distance in the massage?

I do understand your concern and the best we can do is we can wear facemasks and wear face shields during your massage. However, since we are massage therapists, we are physical therapists, so we actually have to touch you the entire time.

But if I'm home and you say to me, rub near your elbow. I can do that.

You can do that and you could do that. However, it's not the same as somebody who's studied the human body for a numerous amount of years and can provide a service that can alleviate tension, pain and stress.

Well, I understand that, of course, it's not the same, Alastair, but you're a special treasure, and I'd love to have you be the one that said hypothetically rubbing me if possible.

That makes perfect sense.

I don't feel sexual anymore, but I have to admit, it would be nice to be touched by a man once again.

Oh, dear.

I'm very lonely. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Oh, please cry me a river with this Herman bullshit. You won't even let him put his paws on you. You were too busy getting passed around the community. There wasn't a fella that hadn't stuffed you up. They used to call you the senior's shuttle. Do you provide hand sanitizer?

Yes

If a, you sound like a very fit man. Would you like us to bring you a half a grapefruit?

I would love a half a grapefruit.

OK, so what I'll do is I'll cut it in half. I bring it there I'll throw it to you six feet away. You can eat it. And then I'll go home, and we can get on a zoom call and I can touch myself through your words.

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Hello.