Brand New Country Star
Rising from Sequins to Strings: The Transformation of a Brand New Country Star
Lyrics
Well, he out grew his sequin suit
He no longer wears his flashy sequin suit.
Sold his Trailways bus
He sold his Trailways bus.
Let his hair get a little too long
His hair has grown longer.
Duck tails bit the dust
He no longer has a ducktail hairstyle.
His custom made, pearl inlaid guitar
His custom-made guitar with pearl inlay slipped from his hands.
slipped from his hands
A new electric guitar from Japan has replaced the old one.
And in it's place a new electrical one
His new guitar is electric, contrasting with the previous acoustic one.
He had flown in from Japan
He imported the new guitar from Japan.
'Cause he's a cheeseburger eatin'
He enjoys eating cheeseburgers.
Abandoned Sunday meetin'
He skips traditional Sunday meetings.
Brand new country star
He has become a brand new country star.
He rides around in a Lincoln Continental
He drives a Lincoln Continental without steer horns.
No steer horns on his car
The record man praises him highly.
Oh the record man say he's the livin' end
He is predicted to climb the charts rapidly.
They're gonna spin him right to the top
He is described as a vibrant force from Texas.
Yea, he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
He can choose between pursuing a country or pop music career.
He can either go country or pop
He has a friend named Texas Ben guiding his career.
Got a good ole' friend name of Texas Ben
He receives advice on where to perform from Texas Ben.
Tells him all the spots to play
He has a constant companion named Sexy Sadie.
And a sweet little lady, he calls her sexy Sadie
Sexy Sadie is with him day and night.
She's with the boy night and day
They plan to open a chain of upscale bowling lanes.
They're gonna open up a chain of fancy bowling lanes
The first bowling lane will be in his hometown.
The first one in his old home town
On the opening day, people will come from far away.
And on ribbon cutting day they'll come from miles away
The community will gather for the ribbon-cutting ceremony.
The folks will all gather round
People from the town will assemble for the event.
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