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Just a couple coon huntin' brothers
Two brothers who engage in raccoon hunting.
From the hills of Kentucky
They're from the Kentucky hills.
One day their momma's half-brother's cousin
Their maternal half-relative passed away, leaving them an inheritance.
Died and left 'em some money
They received money from the deceased relative.
So to make the most out of this opportunity
They seized the opportunity and opened a place on Route 23.
They opened an establishment on route 23
Their establishment is located there.
They got the business in the front
The front part of their establishment is for business.
Party in the back
Back part is for enjoyment and fun.
They use a twelve point buck for the gun and coat rack
They utilize a deer's antlers for hanging guns and coats.
They'll provide the beer, just bring your road kill
They offer beer in exchange for roadkill brought by customers.
To the Mullet Brothers Taxidermy Bar & Grill
Their place is named "Mullet Brothers Taxidermy Bar & Grill."
Well it didn't take very long
Their fame spread rapidly.
The word was getting around
People began talking about Ricky and Bobby Ray Mullet.
Ricky and Bobby Ray Mullet
They became popular locally.
Became the talk of the town
They influenced local trends in fashion and hair.
They even influence trends in fashion and hair
Even today, their impact can be seen at fairs.
That today can still be found at state and county fairs
Their establishment maintains the business-enjoyment duality.
They got the business in the front
Utilizing deer antlers remains a key feature.
Party in the back
They continue exchanging beer for roadkill.
They use a twelve point buck for the gun and coat rack
The theme of their place is reiterated.
They'll provide the beer, just bring your road kill
Instructions for customers regarding hunting and bringing animals.
To the Mullet Brothers Taxidermy Bar & Grill
Reiteration of their establishment's name and concept.
You hunt 'em and kill 'em
Encouragement for hunting.
They'll stuff 'em and grill 'em
They'll preserve and cook the hunted animals.
Everybody knows that's what they do
It's a well-known aspect of their business.
Put a quarter in the jar and they'll get up on the bar
Entertainment offered for tipping.
And achy breaky dance for you
They'll dance for patrons who tip.
They got the business in the front
Repeated emphasis on their establishment's concept.
Party in the back
Reiteration of their dual-purpose place.
They use a twelve point buck for the gun and coat rack
Reiteration of the use of deer antlers.
They'll provide the beer, just bring your road kill
Reiterated instructions for customers bringing roadkill.
To the Mullet Brothers Taxidermy Bar & Grill
Restatement of the establishment's name and purpose.
They got the business in the front
Emphasizing their dual-purpose place again.
They got the party in the back
Reiteration of the business-enjoyment concept.
Get you a squirrel pelt hat and some lightning in a jar
Offering unique items for sale, like a squirrel pelt hat and lightning in a jar.
A venison steak and seat covers for your car
Items related to hunting and preserving animal hides for sale.
They'll provide the beer just bring your road kill
Reiterated instructions for customers bringing roadkill.
To the Mullet Brothers taxidermy bar and grill
Reiteration of their establishment's name and concept.
I said the Mullet Brothers taxidermy bar and grill
Final repetition of the establishment's name.
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