Hair Loss Tragedy
Tresses' Tale: A Hair Loss Odyssey
Lyrics
He lost all his hair at a very young age
Experiencing premature hair loss at a young age
It was in all the papers I'm told
News of his hair loss became widely known
Such a shame for a man with a lifetime of plans
Expressing pity for a man with long-term plans
To go bald at twenty-seven years old
Becoming bald at the age of twenty-seven
His girl broke it off, "It's not you dear; it's me."
His girlfriend ended the relationship, citing personal reasons
With a text from her over-sized phone
Received a breakup message on her large phone
Such a shame; such a scare; to lose all his hair
Emphasizing the sorrow and shock of losing all his hair
And be left so completely alone
Left entirely alone after the breakup
Meanwhile his hair went on a wild drunken binge
Metaphorically, his hair started behaving recklessly
At its first taste of sweet liberty
Hair indulged in a wild, liberated lifestyle
Partied raucously wild; like a motherless child
The hair partied wildly like an abandoned child
Finally knowing how it feels to be free
Experiencing a newfound sense of freedom
With senses all curled in a permanent wave
Describing the permanent wave of his senses
Washed by the snow moon in December
Symbolic description of a moment in time (snow moon in December)
With a flush and a start that tore it a part
His hair's abrupt and shocking disintegration
Snip, snip, snip and it all was dismembered
Illustrating the cutting process with "snip, snip, snip"
There's is more to this tail, a pony, a braid
Introducing additional elements to the story (pony, braid, etc.)
A cornrow, dreadlocks, and a warning
Mentioning various hair styles and a warning
Such a shock to his locks; when they found only socks
Expressing the shock of finding only socks in place of hair
And no lover to touch in the morning
Highlighting the absence of a lover in the morning
Waking up so alone with no wallet, no phone
Waking up alone without personal belongings
Lying limp in a pillow-less bed
Describing a sad, pillow-less state in bed
There is much more to say, but what I'll convey
Acknowledging there's more to the story but focusing on a message
Is that they say that his hair lost its head
Metaphorically stating that his hair "lost its head" or went out of control
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