Vampires Suck
Love Bites: A Tale of Forbidden Romance with the Undead
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i saw a vampire on 6th street
I observed a vampire on 6th street.
talking to the police
The vampire was in conversation with the police.
asking for directions
The vampire was seeking directions.
to the nearest strip mall
Specifically, he wanted directions to the nearest strip mall.
then i followed the vampire to 10th street
Following this, I trailed the vampire to 10th street.
walking far behind him
I maintained a distance, observing him as he window-shopped.
while he's window shopping
The vampire was looking for a new cape.
looking for a new cape
His intent was to purchase a new cape.
he turned around and stood there
The vampire turned around and confronted me.
he told me i shouldn't stare
He advised against staring but made an exception this time.
but he'd make an exception this time
The vampire implied he would tolerate my gaze.
so i fell in love with a vampire
Subsequently, I fell in love with the vampire.
walking right beside him
I walked beside him, and he placed his cape on my shoulders.
put his cape on my shoulders
During cold moments, I wore his cape.
when it got cold out
Especially when the weather got cold.
then i moved in with a vampire
Eventually, I moved in with the vampire.
after weeks of dating
After weeks of dating, we started cohabiting.
we slept in a coffin
We slept in a coffin, but it was king-sized.
but it was king sized
The living arrangement was unconventional but spacious.
he took me to the basement
The vampire took me to the basement.
he asked me how my day went
He inquired about my day and then asked me to close my eyes.
and then he told me to close my eyes
He guided me to a moment of surprise or intimacy.
then i got killed by a vampire
Tragically, I was killed by the vampire.
i thought he loved me
I initially believed he loved me.
turns out they're incapable
It turned out vampires are incapable of human emotion.
of having human emotion
Specifically, they cannot experience genuine love.
so don't fall in love with a vampire
A cautionary message: do not fall in love with a vampire.
they will never love you
Vampires are incapable of reciprocating love.
they are only hungry
They are motivated by hunger rather than affection.
and you will look tasty
In their eyes, you are merely a tasty meal.
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