Leather Pants
Fashion Faux Pas: A Country Confession
Lyrics
That's it
Expressing a decision or conclusion.
I'm staying home
Committing to staying at home.
Don't even try to make me go
Resisting attempts to be persuaded to go out.
If you put on your leather pants
Addressing someone putting on leather pants.
A Yankee boy in a cowboy hat
Describing a person wearing a cowboy hat, contrasting styles.
Do you even know what you're doing?
Questioning the person's awareness of their actions.
Apparently you think it's pretty cool
Pointing out the perceived coolness attributed to the leather pants.
But that bad boy style is wearing you
Criticizing the person for adopting a "bad boy" style that doesn't suit them.
Did you learn how to herd cattle in prep school?
Suggesting a disconnection between the person's style and their background.
Could you just pretend you don't know me?
Requesting the person to act as if they don't know the speaker.
Take off those leather pants
Insisting on removing the leather pants.
You can't go out like that
Asserting that going out in leather pants is unacceptable.
You really don't look phat
Commenting on the unflattering appearance of the leather pants.
I can't be seen with a man wearing leather pants
Refusing to be seen with someone wearing leather pants.
Look into my eyes
Encouraging the person to look into the speaker's eyes for honesty.
Where the truth is
Highlighting the importance of recognizing the truth.
Do you realize you look stupid?
Criticizing the person for looking foolish in leather pants.
Get rid of those leather pants
Reiterating the demand to discard the leather pants.
I can't go out like that
Stating the speaker cannot go out with someone in leather pants.
You really don't look phat
Repeating the comment on the unappealing appearance of the leather pants.
I can't get down with a Yankee in a cowboy hat
Rejecting association with a person with a contradictory style (Yankee in a cowboy hat).
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