In Love With Amazon Prime

Confessions of an Amazon Addict: A Song of Retail Therapy
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Lyrics

I keep tabs on the next time I get paid

I eagerly anticipate my next payday.

Because I can't wait to buy things I don't need anyway

I look forward to buying items I don't necessarily need.

And I'm pretty sure the Amazon driver hates seeing my name

The Amazon delivery person may dislike delivering numerous packages to me.

Package after package at my front door almost every day

I receive packages at my doorstep almost daily.

I'm single handedly making Jeff Bezos rich

I contribute significantly to making Jeff Bezos wealthy.

I know I need to stop but I can't seem to quit

Despite knowing I should stop, I find it challenging to quit.

It's such a rush that I try and try to resist

I experience a thrill but struggle to resist the urge to shop.

But I just keep making Jeff Bezos rich

I continue to contribute to Jeff Bezos' wealth.

Everything's a tap away from becoming mine

Acquiring things is just a tap away for me.

I add to cart without even batting an eye

I add items to my cart without much consideration.

I've got a problem that's becoming harder to hide

My shopping addiction is becoming increasingly difficult to conceal.

Because I'm in love with Amazon Prime

I confess my love for Amazon Prime.

I'm in debt but that doesn't seem to slow me down

Despite being in debt, I continue my shopping habits.

Page after page I keep scrolling for deals I just can't turn down

I persistently search for irresistible deals.

And I'm in denial but I really don't care

Denial about my situation, but I don't care.

Because when my package says delivered its a high I just can't bear

Receiving a delivered package brings me a satisfying high.

I'm single handedly making Jeff Bezos rich

Continuing to contribute significantly to Jeff Bezos' wealth.

I know I need to stop but I can't seem to quit

Despite acknowledging the need to stop, quitting is challenging.

It's such a rush that I try and try to resist

The shopping rush is hard to resist.

But I just keep making Jeff Bezos rich

I persist in making Jeff Bezos rich.

Everything's a tap away from becoming mine

Everything I desire is just a tap away.

I add to cart without even batting an eye

I add to my cart without hesitation.

I've got a problem that's becoming harder to hide

The problem of my addiction is increasingly difficult to hide.

Because I'm in love with Amazon Prime

Expressing a deep affection for Amazon Prime.

Someone needs to take my phone away from me

Suggesting a need for intervention to curb my shopping habits.

Change my password throw my credit cards into the sea

A drastic measure to prevent further spending.

Get me into some type of therapy

Recognizing the need for therapeutic intervention.

Because Amazon's going to take every cent away from me

Anticipating financial strain due to excessive Amazon spending.

I'm single handedly making Jeff Bezos rich

Continuing to play a significant role in Jeff Bezos' wealth accumulation.

I know I need to stop but I can't seem to quit

Despite awareness, quitting remains a challenge.

It's such a rush that I try and try to resist

The shopping rush is difficult to resist.

But I just keep making Jeff Bezos rich

Persevering in making Jeff Bezos rich.

Everything's a tap away from becoming mine

Everything I desire is just a tap away.

I add to cart without even batting an eye

I add to my cart without hesitation.

I've got a problem that's becoming harder to hide

The problem of my addiction is increasingly difficult to hide.

Because I'm in love with Amazon Prime

Reiterating a deep affection for Amazon Prime.

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