Lager and Ale
Dancing Desires: Lager, Ale, and Late-Night Love
Lyrics
Late weekend night and I'm at the bojar grill
Being at a bar called Bojar Grill late at night
I got decisions to be made between lager and ale
Deciding between types of beer (lager and ale)
When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl
A dancing girl enters from the kitchen
Then everything on the menu mattered
Her presence makes everything on the menu seem important
Oh the thoughts in my head
Internal thoughts swirling in the narrator's mind
Oh if she knew
Speculation on how the dancing girl might react if she knew the thoughts
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
Hopeful for a positive response from the girl despite being a drunken patron
Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Expressing readiness and willingness for something
Yes I'm ready, willing and able
Reiteration of being ready, willing, and able
Oh the thoughts in my head
Continuation of inner thoughts
Oh if she knew
Speculating again on the girl's potential reaction to the thoughts
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
Hopeful for approval despite being inebriated
Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Reaffirming readiness and willingness
Yes I'm ready, willing and able
Restating readiness and willingness
Over to the jukebox I staggered
Heading to the jukebox in an unsteady manner
For a love song to scatter my body before her
Looking for a love song to impress the girl
Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains
Lacking change and feeling disoriented
So I started humming ina-godda-da-vida
Starting to hum a song due to inability to play one
Oh the thoughts in my head
Continued inner thoughts and contemplation
Oh if she knew
Wondering how the girl might react if aware of the thoughts
I hope you'll nod at this drunken bar slob
Expressing a wish for the girl's positive acknowledgment despite drunkenness
Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Restating readiness and willingness
Yes I'm ready, willing and able
Reiterating preparedness and eagerness
Hey I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab, baby
Offering to cover the girl's expenses and take her to a hotel
Off to the hotel we'll wallow
Proposing to go to a hotel together
Ready, willing and able
Reiterating readiness, willingness, and capability
Yes I'm ready, willing and able
Confirming preparedness, willingness, and capability
'Cuz I'm ready, willing and able
Repeating the preparedness, willingness, and capability
'Cuz I'm ready, willing and able
Reiterating the readiness, willingness, and capability
'Cuz I'm ready, willing and able
Once again confirming the readiness, willingness, and capability
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
Final affirmation of being ready, willing, and able
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