Lyrics
I got a new dance and its called the bill cosby
I've created a new dance called the Bill Cosby.
First ya gotta stand like ya legs is kind of wobbly
Start by standing with wobbly legs.
Gone take ya hands and make em kind of knobby
Make your hands appear knobby.
If you don't understand then gone just follow me
If you're confused, just follow my lead.
See now the plan is to move em kind of choppy
The plan is to move your legs in a choppy manner.
See if you can shake em out kind of like they soggy
Try to shake your legs like they are soggy.
stagger all around like you feeling kind of groggy
Stagger around as if you're feeling groggy.
Then drop it to the ground pick it up now its on see
Drop to the ground and pick yourself up, and the dance begins.
I'm a take it to the floor and I'm a do the bill cosby
I will take it to the floor and perform the Bill Cosby dance.
Do the bill cosby do the bill cosby
Repetition of the dance's name for emphasis.
And I'm a move a little more and I'm a do the bill cosby
Continuing to move more and perform the Bill Cosby dance.
Do the bill cosby do do do
Repetition and emphasis on doing the Bill Cosby dance.
Gone take it to the floor
Encouraging others to join and take the dance to the floor.
See me balling out crawling out my black Taurus
Describing personal experiences and activities.
Safe from hell Saved by the bell zack morris
Mentioning safety and making a reference to Zack Morris from "Saved by the Bell."
Feeling well but you can tell by my wack chorus
Acknowledging feeling well despite a seemingly simple chorus.
Its just my dumb dance song you can dance for us
Explaining that the song is just a fun dance song.
Got some plans for us so get ya hands toward us
Expressing anticipation for future plans and encouraging participation.
Move em fast like they yelling at ya run forrest
Suggesting fast movement akin to being urged to run.
Or move em slow like you running like a fast tortise
Offering the option to move slowly like a fast tortoise.
Or move and go kinda crazy getting laughs for this
Encouraging crazy moves for laughter.
You can straight chill pose and just act gorgeous
Suggesting various poses, including acting gorgeous.
Or stand still kind of froze like some rigor mortis
Describing a frozen pose, resembling rigor mortis.
or rock and go like ya grandmas on the back porches
Encouraging movement reminiscent of rocking on a porch.
No matter how you roll now heres the facts for us
Stressing that the style doesn't matter; here are the facts.
Now check the plan shortys don't you fast forward this
Advising against skipping the plan and fast-forwarding.
Jesus paid ya sin debt cuz you cant afford this
Highlighting the concept of Jesus paying for sins.
But you can get left when he coming back for us
Warning of consequences when Jesus returns.
Now Heres ya two step gone dance for us
Encouraging a two-step dance.
We just getting started shorty you don't wanna leave yet
Expressing enthusiasm and discouraging leaving prematurely.
Got a little something that I know you haven't seen yet
Teasing something unique that the listener hasn't seen before.
Wanna see ya arms out halfway t-rex
Encouraging arm movement and likening it to a T-Rex.
Put a litte boogie in ya step like a Kleenex
Suggesting adding some style to the dance like a Kleenex.
Take it to the front or you can take it to the back
Providing options for where to take the dance.
If you got no room to take it then just take it where you at
If there's limited space, just dance where you are.
If you shy than I encourage you to take it a crack
Encouraging shy individuals to give the dance a try.
But after we get through you might just need to take a nap
Anticipating exhaustion after the energetic dance.
Cause we gone rock it like it's rushmore got it if you want more
Expressing confidence in rocking the dance and acknowledging haters.
Shout out to my haters don't know why yall even come for
Giving a shoutout to haters and questioning their motives.
Peanut butter cup dance can't do it the wrong way
Introducing a new dance move called the Peanut Butter Cup dance.
Make it real easy for you do just what the song say
Emphasizing the simplicity of following the song's instructions.
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