I Shit My Pants
Clowning Mishap: A Hilarious Tale of Fancy Dress Gone Awry
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I'm feeling very poorly, poorly in my belly
Expressing physical discomfort in the abdominal area
But I promised to attend
Commitment to attend a costume party
The fancy dress party
Describing the event he's supposed to attend
Before I don my outfit I go
Before putting on the costume
And have a big shit
Defecates heavily
Which is very runny and very, very smelly
The excrement is loose and foul-smelling
LITTLE KUNT: You can tell by his smell
Referring to the odor indicating poor health
That he's not very well
Observation of ill health based on smell
So I get to the party
Arrival at the party
Still smelling slightly farty
Still emitting a slight fart-like smell
I'm wearing a white clown suit and
Wearing a white clown suit
Trying to clench my poo chute
Trying to control bowel movements
I say some quick hello's to
Greeting a few people
One or two fellows
Interacting briefly with a couple of individuals
Then I dash to the bog but
Attempts to reach the restroom but it's locked
The fucking door is locked
Experiencing difficulty in maintaining control
I'm trying to retain control of
Struggling to control bowel movements
My poorly anus hole
Wanting to avoid an accident
I run back down the stairs but
Returning downstairs but encountering someone familiar
See someone I know there
Engaged in conversation while needing to defecate
I get stuck in conversation but
Mentally preoccupied with the urge to defecate
My mind's on defecation
Intense abdominal pains
The stomach pains are sharp
Considering releasing gas (fart) discreetly
Maybe I can get away with just one parp?
LITTLE KUNT: You can tell by his smell
Reiteration of detecting poor health through smell
That he's not very well
Reiteration of identifying illness based on smell
You can tell by his smell
Repeating observation of poor health through smell
That he's not very well
Repeating identification of illness based on smell
What could I do? I did a poo
Admitting to having a bowel movement
I farted and I followed through
Accidentally defecating after passing gas
I made a mess on my fancy dress
Messing up the costume with excrement
I was a clown but now my pants are brown
Started as a clown but now has soiled pants
What could I do? I did a poo
Repeat of admitting to having a bowel movement
I farted and I followed through
Repeating accidental defecation after passing gas
I made a mess on my fancy dress
Repeating messing up the costume with excrement
I was a clown but now my pants are brown
Reiterating the change in appearance due to soiled pants
And I can't move but I know I oughta
Feeling unable to move despite the necessity
My cacks are full of rusty water
Undergarments filled with diarrhea-like substance
And warm gravy is dripping from my bum
Experiencing the leakage of feces
I've shit my pants in front of everyone
Embarrassment of defecating in public
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