The Abortion Song
Navigating Tough Choices: The Abortion Dilemma Explored
Lyrics
My girlfriend fell pregnant cos
My girlfriend became pregnant because
We didn’t take precautions
We didn’t take any preventive measures
But she won’t entertain the thought
But she refuses to consider
Of having an abortion look at me
The idea of having an abortion; look at me
I’m in no state for bringing up a kid
I am not emotionally or mentally prepared to raise a child
So what do I have to do
So what actions do I need to take
To persuade her to get rid?
To convince her to terminate the pregnancy?
Oh do I
Should I
Run an hot bath, chuck her down the stairs
Draw a hot bath, intentionally make her fall down the stairs
Stick a knitting needle up
Insert a knitting needle inside her without her knowledge
Her when she’s unawares
Force her to consume gin, violently strike her genitalia
Make her drink some gin, kick her in the quim
Leave marbles on the floor to cause her to fall when I'm absent
Leave a load of marbles on the
I cannot let this situation overpower us
Floor when I’m not in
I must eliminate that fetus
I can’t let this situation beat us
I’ve got to get rid… of that foetus
However, now that she suspects
But now she knows I’m up to
She has become paranoid and avoids allowing me
Something she’s taking extra care
To touch her in that area
She’s gone all paranoid and won’t let
Frankly, I believe I understand
Me touch her down there
Her apprehensions
If I’m honest I think I
She fears I might attempt to perform
Know what she’s concerned about
An unsafe abortion by using a coat hanger
Is I’ll sneak a coat hanger up her
To terminate the pregnancy forcibly
Choof and hook the foetus out
Or I could
Draw a hot bath, intentionally make her fall down the stairs
Run an hot bath, chuck her down the stairs
Insert a knitting needle inside her without her knowledge
Stick a knitting needle up
Hit her in the abdomen, continually startle her
Her when she’s unawares
Try to convince her the baby will be born disabled
Smack her in the bump, keep making her jump
I cannot let this situation overpower us
Try and convince her it’ll be
I must eliminate that fetus
Born with a stump
I can’t let this situation beat us
I refuse to let this embryo overpower our relationship
I’ve got to get rid… of that foetus
I must eliminate that fetus
I won’t let this embryo defeat us
I will not allow this unborn child to disrupt our lives
I’ve got to get rid… of that foetus
I must eliminate that fetus
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