Court Report
Cross-Dressing Chaos: A Skinhead's Tale of Trouble
Lyrics
Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team.
Describing an unconventional person who challenges societal norms, possibly a cross-dresser who supports a particular team.
He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans.
Highlighting the contrast between the outward appearance (thong under jeans) and the ability to fight effectively.
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
Expressing a sense of societal disapproval or unease regarding the person's cross-dressing.
His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds.
Introducing the character's origin (Leeds) and implying a confrontational nature upon arrival.
He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed.
Indicating a penchant for physical confrontations, potentially violent, until the person's knuckles bleed.
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
Reiterating societal discomfort with the cross-dressing aspect.
He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes.
Describing the person's routine of watching the news and relaxing in high heel shoes, implying a mix of masculinity and femininity.
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders.
Detailing the person's diverse activities, combining watching TV with unconventional house cleaning attire (red suspenders).
This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport.
Introducing the central theme of the song, a court report featured in a tabloid (Daily Sport).
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car.
Reporting a skinhead cross-dresser's arrest for damaging someone's car, suggesting a criminal act.
Smashing up someones car.
Repeating the act of smashing someone's car for emphasis.
Well he's a cross dresser honey, he's down on his luck.
Portraying the cross-dresser as unfortunate, dividing time between fighting and dressing up.
Spends his time fighting and dressing up.
Highlighting the person's dual identity and the societal unease associated with it.
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
Reiterating the societal disapproval of the cross-dressing lifestyle.
He's sitting at the bar and he's looking pretty laced.
Depicting the cross-dresser at a bar, suggesting an intention to cause trouble with blusher on the face.
He's gonna start some trouble with blusher on his face.
Emphasizing the provocative behavior of the cross-dresser.
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
Reiterating societal discomfort with the cross-dressing lifestyle.
He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes.
Repeating the routine of watching news and relaxing in high heel shoes, emphasizing consistency in behavior.
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders.
Reiterating the diverse activities, now adding switching channels to Eastenders.
This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport.
Reintroducing the court report theme, emphasizing its significance.
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car.
Repeating the skinhead cross-dresser's arrest for smashing someone's car.
Smashing up someones car.
Reiterating the act of smashing someone's car for emphasis.
This is the court report.
Repeating the phrase "This is the court report" for emphasis.
This is the court report.
-This is the court report.
-This is the court report.
-This is the court report(this is the court report), front page of the Daily
Repeating and emphasizing the court report theme and the skinhead cross-dresser's arrest for damaging a car.
Sport (this is the court report) Skinhead cross dresser caught (this is the
-Court report)
-This is the court report (the court report) front page of the Daily Sport
-(the court report)
-Skinhead cross dresser caught (the court report).
-For smashing up someones car.
-Smashing up someones car.
Concluding with a repetition of the act of smashing someone's car.
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