Lyrics
People want to know what's the secret to Chest Rockwell's
Introducing Chest Rockwell and the curiosity about his ability to attract women.
Ability to pick up all these beautiful women
Expressing the interest in understanding how Chest Rockwell attracts beautiful women.
Is it your good looks ?
Pondering if Chest Rockwell's good looks are the key to his success with women.
Is it that big bulge in your pants?
Suggesting the possibility that a physical attribute (big bulge) contributes to his appeal.
Could be that fancy car you drive
Considering the role of a fancy car in Chest Rockwell's success with women.
That I lease and change every other year but
Admitting the use of a fancy car, possibly as a strategy in attracting women.
You don't need to know that
Dismissive response, indicating certain details are private and not relevant to the secret.
I say look
Announcing the revelation of a secret related to Chest Rockwell's success with women.
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
Setting the stage for the secret to be revealed to the listener.
My man, Nathaniel Merriweather, you know
Introducing Nathaniel Merriweather as a key figure associated with the secret.
A little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modeling school
Describing Nathaniel Merriweather as a companion from Handsome Boy Modeling School.
Made this thing called
Referring to a creation by Nathaniel Merriweather that is significant to the secret.
Music to make to your old lady by
Describing the creation as "Music to make to your old lady by," suggesting its romantic nature.
Barry White used to work
Mentioning Barry White's similar work in the romantic music genre.
Shoot, even Abba used to work the way I was doin' my thing
Noting that even Abba had success in a similar manner while Chest Rockwell pursued his own style.
But man, you put this on
Encouraging the listener to experience the effect of the music on attracting women.
And the ho's just go wild
Highlighting the positive impact of the music on attracting women (ho's).
I'm telling you
Reiterating the effectiveness of "Music to make to your old lady by" in captivating women.
Music to make to your old lady by
Repeating the title and theme of the music, emphasizing its romantic nature.
You know, you tried cognac
Listing previous attempts such as cognac to attract women, suggesting the music's unique effectiveness.
Even tried givin' her some weed
Mentioning alternative methods like offering weed to women, contrasting with the music's impact.
Shoot, you might've even tried ecstasy
Referring to trying ecstasy, emphasizing the unparalleled ecstasy induced by the mentioned music.
But ain't no sheer ecstasy until you try
Stressing that the ultimate ecstasy in attracting women is achieved through the mentioned music.
Music to make to your old lady by
Concluding with the repetition of the importance of "Music to make to your old lady by" in wooing women.
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