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Dismantling Academia: Luke Losi Pfleger's Satirical Take on Elite Education
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All the dumbest people in the world went to college
Alludes to the perception that unintelligent individuals attend college.
Every senator's predator menacing ketamine slinging oligocene bro
Describes senators involved in questionable activities, referencing drug use and corrupt dealings.
Every never seen absentee son of a legacy feeling up nettings to stroke
Highlights the privileged sons of influential families engaging in inappropriate behavior.
Every billionaire's villain heir billing a killing on shilling and killing
Addresses the negative actions of heirs to billionaire families, emphasizing greed.
And filling their thrills on a drilling and drilling on pills without willing
Criticizes wealthy individuals deriving pleasure from risky and irresponsible behavior.
And grilling the tilling to cope
Suggests a coping mechanism involving intense scrutiny and questioning of one's actions.
Every wet sop, making bank off of a sweat shop, tryna grow
Depicts individuals profiting from exploitative practices, like sweatshops.
Every ditsy at McKinsey with a fixed deed for a scone
References a stereotypical employee at McKinsey with a superficial interest in luxury.
Every fail son of a bank run stuck in jail longing for coke
Portrays the offspring of failed banks facing legal troubles and craving drugs.
Every CEO, with a seedy bro, sending all his dough to an insta hoe
Describes a CEO spending money on frivolous pursuits, possibly involving social media influencers.
But his kids don't know, and his wife's morose, 'cause he keeps it close, in his private notes
Details the secretive and troubled personal life of the CEO, causing family distress.
He don't feel at home, he can't be alone, 'cause he swears he knows, in those quiet moments
Expresses the CEO's discomfort and need for constant company, despite his public success.
He spent a fortune on drugs and war, but it's all for show
Comments on the wasteful spending of resources on drugs and war for superficial reasons.
Fuck college
Explicitly rejects the value of college education.
Fuck college
-All the dumbest people in the world got their degrees
Reiterates the notion that unintelligent people still obtain degrees.
For the self-esteem, and the pedigree, and the right to be in the room
Describes individuals pursuing degrees for social status, not for personal development.
Where they take a stand for the common man, whom they never ask to approve
Criticizes those with degrees who fail to empathize or seek approval from the common man.
Where they model their problems with logic and reason, and, flawlessly, honestly
Mocks the logical and reasoning approach of those with degrees, suggesting flaws and dishonesty.
Show me a prodigy, I'll show you how not to be
Rejects the idea of prodigies, implying that focusing on being one is misguided.
Coddled in bottles of gotta be, rotting erotically, dishonestly
References the negative consequences of being overly self-indulgent and dishonest.
Every NPR liberal bleeding ephemeral
Criticizes liberals associated with NPR for being superficial and temporary in their beliefs.
Crying, denying, and hiding the knife
Accuses liberals of hypocrisy and concealing their true intentions.
They're decrying the fight when they center the sides
Denounces the avoidance of confrontation by liberals when they centralize themselves.
They remind you this island was swiped with a pride
References historical injustices and challenges individuals to address them seriously.
Fuck you, if you're so sorry, give the land back
Challenges apologies and calls for the return of stolen land.
Or clock the Marianas, don't forget your hazmat
Suggests environmental concerns with a reference to the Marianas and hazmat.
Go hock your marijuana cheaper without competition
Criticizes the manipulation of marijuana prices without fair competition.
Lucky you imprisoned the penniless with a vision
Accuses individuals of imprisoning the poor but having grand visions for utopia.
Of a perfect utopia, birth is a stone to ya
Sarcastically portrays a utopia built on ignorance and manipulation.
Step on it, rep on it, long as it's shown to ya
-Stop, take the long way around when you're
Criticizes individuals who remain ignorant and uninterested in unfamiliar issues.
Logging and ogling something unknown to ya
-Take out your phone, wait for the tone, three in a row, hate to be so
Satirizes the shallow and indifferent attitude towards serious matters.
Not for me, though, gotta be cold, gotta be bold
Emphasizes the need for emotional detachment and boldness in certain situations.
Fuck college
Reiterates the rejection of the value of college education.
Fuck college
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