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Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man
Jeffrey Dahmer expressed a desire to have a freeze-dried man.
So he could do things he enjoyed again and again
He wanted the freeze-dried man so he could engage in activities he enjoyed repeatedly.
Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man
Jeff mentioned his intention to fondle, rub, and lay with the freeze-dried man.
And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand
He also planned to pose the freeze-dried man for pictures, especially if flexible, using a Polaroid camera.
Jeffrey had a plan
Jeffrey had a specific plan in mind.
To freeze dry a man
The plan involved the process of freeze-drying a man.
But the device was thirty grand
The freeze-drying device needed for the plan was expensive, costing thirty thousand dollars.
So the thought was quickly canned
Due to the high cost, the idea was abandoned swiftly.
He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man
Jeffrey sought advice from a taxidermist on how to freeze-dry a man.
He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie
He lied, claiming it was for a rabbit, concealing his true intention.
Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man
Despite the lie, his real aim was to freeze-dry a man.
But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned
The cost of the freeze-drying device remained a barrier, leading to the abandonment of the idea.
Jeffrey had a plan
Jeffrey persisted in his plan to freeze-dry a man.
To freeze dry a man
Repetition of the intention to use the freeze-drying process.
But the device was thirty grand
Reiteration of the high cost of the freeze-drying device.
So the thought was quickly canned
Despite the persistence, the idea was discarded once again due to financial constraints.
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