Coffee and Fruit
Navigating Corporate Chaos: A Symphony of Coffee and Fruit
Lyrics
Wake up early, stay up late
Expressing the routine of waking up early and staying up late.
Roker says it's half-past great
Reference to time, possibly indicating a positive mood.
Gotta report to the HR lady
Obligation to report to the Human Resources (HR) department.
I saunter through the hallways
Casually walking through the hallways.
I don't care that I'm lazy
Indifference to being lazy.
You tell me to wear a suit all day
Being told to wear a suit all day.
Okay, just help me out and say
Request for assistance in choosing between suits.
Which one, the tweed or the neon green
Dilemma between tweed and neon green suits.
I can't say, they both look good to me
Personal preference for both suits.
No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way
Decision to avoid Cap'n Crunch for the day.
And so they say
Introduction of the recurring theme: "And so they say."
Just coffee and fruit
Preference for a simple diet of coffee and fruit.
Maybe tomorrow
Postponing decisions to the next day.
I don't wanna carry a business card
Disinterest in carrying a business card.
I don't wanna have to retake the bar
Reluctance to retake the bar exam.
I can't expand my horizons that far
Limited interest in expanding horizons.
Don't even really want a take-home car
Unwillingness to have a take-home car.
'Cause I can't seem to fill out an empty suit
Difficulty fitting into a conventional, empty suit.
I bet I'll get the boot
Expectation of facing consequences or job loss.
But who got the cost to spare, oh no, no
Financial concerns about losing benefits.
There goes my healthcare
Anticipation of losing healthcare benefits.
No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way
Reiteration of avoiding Cap'n Crunch for the day.
And so they say
Repetition of the phrase "Just coffee and fruit."
Just coffee and fruit
Reiteration of postponing decisions to the next day.
Maybe tomorrow
Continued indecision about the future.
I won't clean the dishes or scrub the sink
Refusal to perform mundane tasks like dishwashing.
Cook your books when I know they stink
Critical perspective on fraudulent accounting.
Don't you bother to clock me in
Disinterest in being monitored while working.
'Cause I'll clock you out
Asserting control by manipulating work hours.
No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way
Reiteration of avoiding Cap'n Crunch for the day.
And so they say
Repetition of the phrase "Just coffee and fruit."
Just coffee and fruit
Continued indecision about the future.
Maybe tomorrow
Reiteration of postponing decisions to the next day.
No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way
Decision to continue avoiding Cap'n Crunch.
And so they say
Repetition of the phrase "Just coffee and fruit."
Just coffee and fruit
Continued indecision about the future.
Maybe tomorrow
Reiteration of postponing decisions to the next day.
I just want my Cap'n Crunch
Expressing a desire for Cap'n Crunch.
I just want my Cap'n Crunch
Reiteration of the desire for Cap'n Crunch.
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