Tuesday
Life's Absurd Tapestry Unveiled
Lyrics
There's something you should probably know before we go too far
Warning or disclosure about an unusual event before proceeding further
My neighbor found a mushroom growing inside of my car
Strange occurrence of a mushroom growing inside the car
She called me up on tour sounding emotionally scarred
Someone called during a tour and sounded emotionally distressed
Although it may have scared her more that i wasn't really alarmed
They weren't visibly concerned, possibly alarming the caller more
The dandruff in a shaken globe is fit to guild a manger
Comparing dandruff in a shaken globe to something significant like adorning a manger
The pizza face is pepperoni, carbuncle, and caper
Describing skin conditions humorously using pizza-related imagery
I'm bunions and contusions, bumps lumps and bruises
Listing physical issues like bunions, bruises, etc.
Discoloring and other things I can't reach with the loufa
Mentioning areas that are hard to reach for cleaning
Not a butcher, not a baker, pick a booger with a basic evolutionary failure
Humorous self-description and slight evolutionary humor
I do not open mail, I do not answer phones, the fridge is pretty much a home for mayonnaise alone
Disinterest in mundane tasks like opening mail or answering calls
Watch a pocket-knife surgeon cut a cyst out in the kitchen
Graphic description of a DIY medical procedure
It's the cousin to acutely removing his own stitches in a pinch
Comparing DIY medical care to another extreme act
Kool-Aid ooze that is toothache, mushroom growing in the car
Referencing dental pain and the mushroom incident as a routine occurrence
It's just another Tuesday
Emphasizing the mundane nature of such events by calling it just another Tuesday
Forever now, forever is a tuesday (Tuesday!)
Repetitions of "Forever now, forever is a Tuesday" emphasizing the recurring, mundane nature of these bizarre occurrences
Forever now, forever now (Tuesday!)
-And if you waiting for a spell where it falls into an order you can help then well
-Yea, no
-On one hand it's pretty gross
-On the other, it's sorta like a pretty desert rose
-How against all odds
-Whether wet, dry, night or day, garden, pig sty, or cave
-Life science finds a way, boxed-in, veg'd out, fox in the henhouse
-Gray stained teeth, say cheese through a trench-mouth
-"Cheese", Chase dreams with the hell-bound
-Posture suitable for a job in the bell tower
-1 plate, 1 fork, itty bitty lamp
-I would offer you a drink but I literally can't
-It feels like you're camping when you're sitting on the can
-Where the crib has always simulated living in a van
-A little light cleaning, keep the spiders off his Eden
-Maybe one day he'll go deeper, really exorcise the demon at the root
-I'm in the sofa cushions over loose change
-Black mold bath tub, homie it's a Tuesday
-Forever now, forever is a tuesday (Tuesday!)
-Forever now, forever now (Tuesday!)
-And if you waiting for a spell where it falls into an order you can help then well
-Yea, no
-I can't even keep a cactus alive when I'm present
-When I'm gone it's a groundbreaking botanical epic
-From desolate to Little Shop of Horrors in a second
-It's weird knowing life thrives more when you exit
-The trouble man cuddle with a duffle bag of loose cash
-Chews glass scatterbrained, aspartame moustache
-Moi head lice, dress like a douchebag, unsaid prayers
-Undead raccoon hat, voice of the boiled over
-Thick skull, still throw his toys out his stroller
-Piss black roof tar, bleed flat cherry coke
-Very much another wackjob with a megaphone
-Very much another fat slob playing chess alone
-Lesser known fetish porn, leftover Lexapro, etcetera
-Everything's coming up goose eggs, Sunday, Monday happy days
-Tuesday is Tuesday
-Forever now, forever is a Tuesday (Tuesday!)
-Forever now, forever now (Tuesday!)
-Forever now, forever is a Tuesday
-Forever now, forever now
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