The Pizza Song
The Pizza Song: A Tale of Family, Deception, and Survival
Lyrics
Ahhh, let-a me-a tell you a story about-a my mama
Introduction to a story about the narrator's mother.
My mama make-a pizza she put poison on the pizza
The mother makes pizza with poison, attempting to harm the narrator.
And she try to poison me
Her attempt to poison the narrator.
Then papa eat the pizza he eat poison on the pizza
Father eats the poisoned pizza and dies in front of the narrator.
Now he dead in-a front of me
Result of the father's consumption of poisoned pizza.
And then-a sister eat the pizza and-a brother eat the pizza
Siblings also eat poisoned pizza, leaving only the mother and the narrator.
Now there's only-a mama and me
Current family situation - only the narrator and the mother remain.
And so I taking all the pizza and I throw it on the floor
Narrator reacts by throwing the pizza, losing the family.
And now I've got no family
Narrator laments the loss of family due to the pizza incident.
Hey! What-a happen to your mother? She die or something?
Someone inquires about the mother's well-being.
Oh no, I throw the pizza on the floor and she say-a no longer my mama
Narrator explains rejecting the mother after the pizza incident.
And again she make a pizza, she put poison on the pizza
Mother attempts to poison the narrator again.
And she try to send to me
Her repeated attempt to harm the narrator.
Comes-a pizza from the oven in a box up to my door
Another poisoned pizza delivered to the narrator.
Via special delivery
Delivery method of the poisoned pizza.
And I open up the box and see the poison on the pizza and oh!
Narrator's disappointment upon discovering the poison.
It-a ruin my day
Effect of the poisoned pizza on the narrator's day.
It's a perfectly good pizza and she bake it just for me
Recognition of the pizza's quality, despite the poison.
And now I have to throw away
Narrator has to discard the otherwise good pizza due to poison.
Eh, what-a she put on it anyway?
Inquiry about the poison's nature.
She put on it-a pineapple
Revelation of the ingredient (pineapple) used as "poison."
Ah, but-a listen up
Transition in the narrative.
This is not-a the end of my story eh?
Assurance that the story isn't finished yet.
'Cause then I make a pizza, put-a pineapple on the pizza
Narrator makes a pizza with pineapple, taking control of the situation.
This-a time it-a come-a from me
The narrator is the one who prepares and sends the pizza this time.
I dress up like a woman when my mama come along I say-a
Narrator disguises as a woman to offer the pizza to the mother.
Have-a some-a pizza for free
Attempting to entice the mother into eating the pizza.
And she has a slice or four or five ah, mama Mia! Still alive!
The mother eats the pizza and survives, surprising the narrator.
Is there-a something wrong with me?
Narrator questions their own behavior and mental state.
And I find out for the first-a time
Realization of a surprising fact for the first time.
It blow my Bolognese mind
The revelation is mind-blowing for the narrator.
She's not from Italy
Revelation that the mother is not from Italy, possibly adding context to her unconventional pizza choice.
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