Love Somebody to Death
No Lie Detector Can Measure the Depth of Tonight's Love
Lyrics
I ain't never robbed or beat up on nobody
I have never committed robbery or physically harmed anyone.
I ain't never failed no lie detector test
I have never failed a lie detector test.
But tomorrow I'm gonna be the town's most wanted man
Tomorrow, I will become the most wanted person in town.
But tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death
But tonight, I am going to love someone intensely.
I'm gonna shave shower shine my shoes and shampoo
I will groom myself meticulously.
Break out my pinstriped suit with the matching vest
I will wear a stylish suit with a matching vest.
Climb in my four hundred horse wide track rollin' apartment van
I will get into my powerful van, equipped like a rolling apartment.
Tonight I'm gonna lay some heart to rest
Tonight, I am going to make someone's heart stop.
Tomorrow my face will be all over the post office wall
My face will be featured on the post office wall tomorrow.
The town will put a price upon my head
The town will offer a reward for my capture.
I'm gonna be some happy lady's most wanted man
Some fortunate lady will desire me as the most wanted man.
'Cause tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death
Because tonight, I am going to love someone intensely.
Gonna grab her, kiss her, squeeze her
I will passionately embrace, kiss, and please her.
Please her and show her no mercy
Showing no mercy in my premeditated act of love.
Premeditated lovin' at its best
This is a carefully planned and executed expression of love.
It'll take seven days to get the smile off the corpus delighted
The satisfaction will linger for seven days on her delighted body.
Yeah, tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death
Yes, tonight, I am going to love someone intensely.
See that shady character smilin' on the six o'clock news
There will be a suspicious character on the news at 6 o'clock.
Front page color Associated Press
It will be front-page news, capturing attention from Associated Press.
You'll be looking at some happy lady's most wanted man
Someone lucky will have the pleasure of being with the most wanted man.
'Cause tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death
Because tonight, I am going to love someone intensely.
I'm gonna grab her, kiss her, squeeze her
I will passionately embrace, kiss, and squeeze her.
And baby it's gonna be you think about it now
And baby, it's going to be you; think about it now.
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