Mango IPA
Mango IPA Revelry: A Heavy Metal Toast to Unconventional Cheers
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He joins them with his flavoured beer
He associates himself with a distinctive beer flavor.
Wearing a colourful rain-coat
He wears a vibrant raincoat.
They say that's not metal
Others claim it's not in line with metal culture.
They say that's not heavy metal
They assert it's not heavy metal.
You know he looks like a hipster
Observers note his resemblance to a hipster.
They say that's not metal
Others emphasize it's not consistent with metal aesthetics.
They say that's not heavy metal
They stress it's not heavy metal.
They do not agree
There is disagreement among them.
They do not agree
The disagreement persists.
About the beer
The disagreement revolves around the beer choice.
But he drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
He consumes his Mango IPA faster than the others.
He drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
Reiteration of his quicker consumption of Mango IPA.
He drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
Repeated emphasis on his swift consumption.
He drinks much more. More than they. SKÅL!
He drinks more than the others, celebrating with "SKÅL!"
He opens another but they want none
He opens another Mango IPA, but others decline.
Then he puts on Sodom
He plays Sodom, and others recognize it as metal.
They say that is metal
They acknowledge Sodom as metal.
They say that is heavy metal
They agree that Sodom is heavy metal.
You know they agree about the music
Consensus on the metal nature of the music.
They all say thats metal
They collectively affirm it as metal.
All say that is heavy metal
Agreement that it's heavy metal.
But they do not agree
Disagreement persists despite musical agreement.
They do not agree
The discord continues.
About the beer
Disagreement centers around the beer choice.
But he drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
He still outpaces others in consuming Mango IPA.
He drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
Reiteration of his faster consumption.
He drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
Emphasis on his speedy Mango IPA consumption.
He drinks much more. More than they
He consistently drinks more than others, celebrating with "SKÅL!"
That's not real beer. That's not made for men
Others criticize Mango IPA as not suitable for men.
That's not real beer. That's not made for men
Reiteration of criticism against Mango IPA.
Hey man, we're out
They run out of preferred beer.
There is no more real beer
Panic ensues as there is no more of their favored beer.
What !! What now ? Ahh
Expressing dismay at the beer shortage.
They all drink Mango IPA
Despite preferences, they all resort to drinking Mango IPA.
They all drink Mango IPA
All of them reluctantly consume Mango IPA.
They all drink Mango IPA
Continued consumption of Mango IPA by everyone.
What a fucking bunch of hipsters!
Expressing frustration at the group for choosing Mango IPA.
But he drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
He still outpaces others in consuming Mango IPA.
He drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
Reiteration of his faster consumption.
He drinks his Mango IPA much faster than they
Emphasis on his speedy Mango IPA consumption.
He drinks much more. More than they
He consistently drinks more than others, celebrating with "SKÅL!"
SKÅL!
Cheers ("SKÅL!") to conclude the scenario despite the disagreement.
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