Tooth Brushing Song
Mister Blair's Tooth Brushing Anthem: Tune in to Clean Teeth Joy
Lyrics
1, 2!
Introduction and start of the tooth brushing countdown.
1, 2, Here we go!
Continuation of the countdown with enthusiasm.
Hey!
Casual greeting or acknowledgment.
I’m feeling fresh already
Expressing a sense of freshness before tooth brushing.
Ohh There’s a little song that I find myself singing
Acknowledging a catchy tooth brushing song.
And I’m sorry if it’s catchy and it leaves your ears ringing
Apologizing if the song is catchy and may linger in the ears.
But I play it every morning and repeat it at the end of the day
Describing the routine of playing the tooth brushing song in the morning and evening.
It’s the song that I hear when I’m brushing my teeth
Identifying the tooth brushing song as the one heard during teeth brushing.
And I’m scrubbing tiny circles 'til my whole mouth’s clean
Detailing the tooth brushing process of scrubbing in tiny circles for cleanliness.
For about 2 minutes which is what most dentists say
Stating the recommended duration for brushing, as suggested by most dentists.
Gotta brush well in the front, brush well in the back
Emphasizing the importance of thorough brushing in both the front and back of the mouth.
A little back and forth is gonna bust that plaque
Suggesting a back-and-forth motion to remove plaque.
Plaque is like an unfinished snack where bacteria play (ew gross)
Describing plaque as a problematic area for bacterial activity.
And I’ll mention it once so you understand the gravity
Underlining the gravity of plaque and advocating for flossing to prevent cavities.
You probably should floss so you don’t get a cavity
Defining a cavity as an area suffering from tooth decay.
A cavity’s an area that’s suffering from tooth decay (tooth decay)
Reiterating the importance of oral hygiene through musical encouragement.
Listen to that tuba
Calling attention to the musical accompaniment (tuba) in the background.
Let me ask you, how’d you get that tuba so shiny?
Praising the shine of a tuba and humorously questioning if it's due to tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste?
Playfully suggesting the existence of tuba toothpaste and dismissing it as a joke.
I'm just kidding
Clarifying the absence of tuba toothpaste and toothpaste slugs in reality.
I know there’s no such thing as tuba toothpaste or toothpaste slugs
Humorous reference to toothpaste slugs and their appearance in the sink.
Well a toothpaste slug is a thing that you get
Explaining toothpaste slugs as a metaphor for wasteful brushing habits.
When you barely even brushed but you already spit
Encouraging thorough brushing to eliminate toothpaste slugs and improve breath.
It's a waste of your paste and shows up like lump in your sink
Highlighting the importance of effective brushing and the positive outcome on breath.
It’s a metaphor buddy, I would never hurt a bug so
Clarifying the metaphorical nature of toothpaste slugs and expressing kindness towards bugs.
Brush til you squash that toothpaste slug
Encouraging continuous brushing until the toothpaste slug is eliminated.
And know that soon your breath will no longer stink
Assuring the improvement of breath after eliminating the toothpaste slug.
When you have a little snack like tea or a crumpet
Linking tooth brushing to preventing crumbs in the teeth before playing a musical instrument.
Gotta brush your teeth before you play your trumpet
Advising tooth brushing before playing the trumpet to maintain oral hygiene.
Cuz I know you wouldn’t want any crumpet any crumbs in there
Emphasizing the importance of oral hygiene to prevent any remnants in the teeth.
And when you get older if you wanna grow a beard
Connecting oral hygiene to grooming habits and the importance of checking for cleanliness.
You should always double check yourself in the mirror
Linking oral hygiene to grooming habits and the need to inspect facial hair cleanliness.
Or you might end up with minty mustache hair
Cautioning against having a minty mustache by emphasizing the need for thorough cleaning.
10 more seconds, you got this
Motivating to continue brushing for a few more seconds to complete the recommended duration.
Feelin' fresh
Expressing the refreshing feeling after completing the tooth brushing routine.
Well, enjoy the rest of your day, or goodnight, or whatever
Wishing the listener a good day or night, concluding the tooth brushing session.
And spit!
Encouraging spitting, likely referring to the act of rinsing after brushing.
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