Lyrics
I try to find that old blue leash
I am attempting to locate the old blue leash.
Here you are but please don't bark
I've found you, but please remain quiet.
Running, playing in the park
We are running and playing together in the park.
Tryin' to find your favorite spot
You are searching for your preferred spot.
Go fetch that stick my furry friend
Fetch that stick, my furry friend.
Or catch that Frisbee in the wind
Or catch the Frisbee in the wind.
I bounce the ball, you start to roll
I bounce the ball, and you start to roll.
But then you suddenly stop
However, you suddenly stop.
Oh God, you poo, but what can I do?
Oh God, you defecate, but what can I do?
I hope no one sees that thing you do
I hope no one witnesses that behavior.
Oh, please don't pee, you embarrass me
Oh, please don't urinate, as it embarrasses me.
I hope no one sees that thing you do
I hope no one sees that behavior.
My dear Buddy, it's time for a bath
My dear Buddy, it's time for a bath.
Don't you dare to run away
Don't attempt to run away.
The suds are up, come on get up
The soap suds are up; please get up.
I've got a date please hurry up
I have a date, so please hurry up.
Here he comes the guy next door
Here comes the guy next door.
And he's the one that I adore
He's the one that I adore.
And then he smiles, I start to blush
He smiles, and I start to blush.
But then you suddenly stop
But then you suddenly stop.
Oh God, you poo, but what can I do?
Oh God, you defecate, but what can I do?
I hope no one sees that thing you do
I hope no one sees that behavior.
Oh, please don't pee, you embarrass me
Oh, please don't urinate, as it embarrasses me.
I hope no one sees that thing you do
I hope no one sees that behavior.
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