Chronicles of the Sea Chicken
Chronicles of the Sea Chicken: Defending Oranges from the Hygenical Monster
Lyrics
We are the pirates of the salty seas
We identify as pirates sailing on the salty seas.
Stealing oranges is the life for me
Stealing oranges is our chosen way of life.
Vitamin C gets rid of that scurvy
Highlighting the importance of Vitamin C to prevent scurvy.
Just if that sea chicken wasn’t swimming
Expressing a desire for more oranges if the sea chicken wasn't present.
We would have all the
Emphasizing the desire for a plentiful orange supply.
Oranges that we need
-The sea chicken is a vile, vicious
Describing the sea chicken as a vile monster with exceptional mopping skills, keeping the ship clean.
Monster with pro mopping skills
-He never misses a spot and
-He never leaves a drop
-The floor is mopped clean
Highlighting the cleanliness achieved by the sea chicken's mopping.
With a super shiny sheen
-He mops the deck with us
Depicting the sea chicken using pirates' beards to mop and clean up spilled orange juice.
using our beards
-holding us by our ankles
-cleaning up the pulpy, orangey juice
-Whenever we get close to getting away
Efforts to escape the sea chicken, who catches up using the ocean current, and failed attempts to drive it away with cannons.
He catches up with us using the current
-We try with all our might
-With our cannons to drive him away
-The mudskipper in him
Highlighting the sea chicken's unique ability to skip on water and its destruction of pirates' beards for cleaning purposes.
allows him to skip on the water
-The hygenical monster destroys our
-beards to clean the decks
-He never misses a spot and
Reiteration of the sea chicken's thorough mopping leading to a clean floor.
He never leaves a drop
-The floor is mopped clean
-With a super shiny sheen
-He mops the deck with us
Repeat of the sea chicken using pirates' beards to mop and cleaning up spilled orange juice.
using our beards
-holding us by our ankles
-cleaning up the pulpy, orangey juice
-This mudskipper chicken hybrid is a burden to the pirate world
Labeling the mudskipper chicken hybrid as a burden to the pirate world but acknowledging its role as a defender of oranges.
Defender of oranges
-The sea chicken is a vile,
Reiteration of the sea chicken's vile nature with a focus on its mopping skills.
Vicious monster with pro mopping skills
-This is the legend of
Presenting the legend of the sea chicken as the defender of oranges at all costs.
the sea chicken defender of
-Oranges
-at all costs
-stay away from this monster
A warning to stay away from the sea chicken, emphasizing its monstrous nature.
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