Never Do a Tango with an Eskimo
Chill Warning: Why You Should Never Tango with an Eskimo
Lyrics
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
You should never engage in a tango dance with an Eskimo.
No, no, no, oh dear no
Emphasizes the prohibition with a strong "no."
When a lady from Nebraska's at a party in Alaska
When a woman from Nebraska is at a party in Alaska,
She must never do a tango with an Eskimo
She must avoid doing a tango with an Eskimo.
You can do it with a Latin, from Manilla to Manhattan
You can dance the tango with people from various places.
You can do it with a gaucho in Brazil
Lists acceptable tango partners like Latin, gaucho, etc.
But if once those Eskimoses start to wiggle with their toeses
Caution about Eskimos dancing and wiggling toes.
You can bet your life you're gonna get a chill
Warning that dancing with Eskimos will give you a chill.
Brr, you can never do a tango with an Eskimo
Reiteration: Never dance the tango with an Eskimo.
No, no, no, oh dear no
Strong emphasis on the prohibition.
If you do, you'll get a breeze up
If you dance with an Eskimo,
And you'll end up with a freeze up
You'll feel a breeze and end up freezing.
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
Reiteration: Never engage in a tango with an Eskimo.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Emphasizes the prohibition with multiple "no"s.
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
Repeats the initial advice.
No, no, no, oh dear no
Emphasizes the prohibition again.
When a lady from Nebraska's at a party in Alaska
Reiteration in a different scenario: party in Alaska.
She must never do a tango with an Eskimo
Restates the warning about tango with an Eskimo.
You can do it with a sailor from Peru to Venezuela
You can tango with a sailor or Apaches, but
You can do it with a Apaches in Paree
Warns against Eskimos cuddling up cozily.
But if once an Eskimosee starts to cuddle up so cozy
Specifically mentions Eskimos making you cool down.
You'll find your passion cooling, yes sirree
Passion cools down when Eskimos cuddle.
Brr, you can never do a tango with an Eskimo
Reiteration: Never tango with an Eskimo.
No, no, no, oh dear no
Emphasizes the prohibition with multiple "no"s.
If you do, you'll get the breeze up
If you dance with an Eskimo,
And you'll end up with a freeze up
Repeats the consequence of getting a breeze and freezing.
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
Final warning: Never do a tango with an Eskimo.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Emphasizes the prohibition with multiple "no"s.
Never do a tango with an Eskimo
Reiterates the advice one last time.
No, no, no!
Final emphasis: Never do a tango with an Eskimo.
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