Johnny Hotrod
Reckless Revival: Johnny Hotrod's Thrill Ride
Lyrics
Well his name is Johnny Jr
Johnny Jr is the name of the protagonist.
But his friends call him Hotrod
Hotrod is Johnny Jr's nickname among friends.
And he's rummaging through
Johnny is searching through a collection of old Ford vehicles.
An old Ford graveyard
He is in an area with discarded Ford cars.
He's a dirt track demon
Johnny is described as an adept racer on dirt tracks.
Don't care what you say
He is indifferent to others' opinions about him.
And he's working on a plan
Johnny is formulating a plan to outperform others in racing.
To blow 'em all away
He intends to surpass everyone in the racing scene.
He got a last minute sponsor
Johnny secures a sponsorship from the Catfish Cafe.
From the Catfish Cafe
He becomes intoxicated and transports his vehicle to Kentucky Motor Speedway.
Got drunk and hauled it down
Intoxicated, he swiftly brings his vehicle to the speedway.
To Kentucky Motor Speedway
Johnny reaches the speedway, influenced by the effects of cocaine.
But he was too coked up
Due to drug influence, he is too impatient to wait for the race to start.
To wait for the starting flag
He responds defiantly by flipping off others and bidding farewell.
So he flipped them all off
Johnny expresses his disregard for the racing event and its participants.
And said "So long fags!"
He uses derogatory language to address others as he leaves.
Well he crashed through the wall
Johnny crashes through a barrier when a tire blows out.
When he blew out a tire
The blown tire causes him to lose control and crash.
Took out the first row of ducks
During the crash, he damages a row of duck figures and ignites the stands.
And set the stands on fire
Johnny's crash results in a fiery spectacle and destruction.
When they pulled him from the wreckage
Rescuers extract Johnny from the wreck.
He said "Did I get a win?"
Despite the chaos, Johnny asks if he won the race.
They said "No you stupid boy
Others inform Johnny that he did not win and made another mistake.
You just fucked up again"
Johnny is criticized for his actions, realizing he messed up once again.
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