The Showstopper

Showstopper's Saga: A Musical Rollercoaster of Life's Quirks
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Lyrics

The show stopper

The performer is a showstopper, likely attracting attention and admiration.

Amateur panty dropper

Describing oneself as a novice seducer.

It's a shame they couldn't fit me in a locker

Expressing disappointment for not fitting into societal norms or expectations.

Cause my shoulders too broad

Physical attribute: broad shoulders preventing confinement.

I'll torture you with my songs

The artist intends to captivate and possibly challenge the audience with their music.

Use my fingers to flip the burgers because I broke the damn tongs

A humorous reference to kitchen mishaps involving broken tongs.

The blisters on my fingers

Literal pain from playing instruments or working with hands.

Make me cry out louder then some old church singers

Comparing the pain to the volume of old church singers.

I hate Big Bang theory so don't talk about Bazinga

Dislike for a popular TV show ("Big Bang Theory") and its catchphrase ("Bazinga").

Say prayers like cincy did when they lost their favorite gorilla

Reference to the public mourning of a gorilla, contrasting with personal habits.

I piss with one leg up, I really need the style points

A quirky description of urination posture for stylistic purposes.

Bad lifting form, you gotta lotta of stress on your joints

Highlighting the importance of proper weightlifting form to avoid joint stress.

You Better eat your wheaties

Encouraging the listener to stay healthy, possibly a metaphor for success.

Cause I'll run so fast the camera won't even see me

Boasting about speed, suggesting the ability to outpace cameras.

Where did I go

An existential question about one's own whereabouts.

I really wish I knew

Expressing confusion or a sense of being lost in life.

Dancing with an Afro I feel like Corbin Bleu

Imagining oneself dancing with an Afro, referencing Corbin Bleu, a dancer known for his hair.

Couldn't get the gum out so I just sold the shoes

Sacrificing personal comfort for the sake of selling shoes.

Your scared of living cause your stuck watching the news

Suggesting fear induced by media consumption, advocating for individual perspectives.

Get your own damn views

Encouraging self-expression and independence.

I'm not a shark but I smell blood in the water

Claiming a sense of danger or opportunity in the surroundings.

Your a nice man, but I can't say the same about your daughter

Making a humorous remark about someone's daughter.

Crafting these bars just like I am a pro potter

Comparing the act of creating lyrics to the skill of a professional potter.

People salute me I guess my names sergeant slaughter

Receiving acknowledgment and respect, likened to a military title.

Go to war with about 3 nerf guns

Engaging in a playful description of a mock battle with toy guns.

Ran outta darts so I could do nothing but run

Running as an alternative action when resources are depleted.

Steady income like paychecks from friends reruns

Having a stable source of income, humorously linked to friends' reruns.

I hear a lot about blessings still have yet to see one

Expressing skepticism or frustration regarding the concept of blessings.

New found purpose like 02 Shawn Michael's

Finding a renewed sense of purpose, referencing a wrestler (Shawn Michaels).

Hoping one day I'll learn if idols do become rivals

Expressing curiosity about potential conflicts with one's idols.

Some Things go together like Armstrong and his bicycle

Comparing iconic pairs to emphasize personal achievements.

And let's not forget me with the world title

Aspiring to achieve a world title, possibly in a metaphorical sense.

While I celebrate I see that the confetti rains

Celebrating success with confetti, signifying achievement after hard work.

It was always worth the fight, never quit from pain

Stressing the value of persistence and not giving up despite challenges.

Tears fall and they mix with the blood stains

Depicting emotional struggles, combining tears and blood stains.

But the heel turn is coming so just stay in your lane

Hinting at a change in attitude or direction in the future ("heel turn").

The lyrics of this song contain explicit content.
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