I'm Your Whore
I'm Your Whore: Your Personal Savior in Life's Chaos
Lyrics
If you want attention cause you’ve smashed your collar bone
If you seek attention due to an injury, I'll be there for you.
If you can’t afford a fishing rod and you need a loan
If financial constraints prevent you from fishing, I can help with a loan.
All you have to do is call my line
Feel free to contact me for assistance.
Or turn around and see I’m right behind you
I'm always there for you, even if you don't notice at first.
At the door
At your doorstep, ready to provide support.
Cause I’m your whore
Expressing a strong commitment to being supportive, likening it to the term "whore."
If you want to break your girlfriend’s heart but you don’t know what to say
If you're struggling to break up with someone, I can help with the words.
If you need to buy your mum a gift for mother’s day
I can assist in finding and wrapping a gift for your mother.
I can do a search online for you
I can perform online searches on your behalf.
Wrap it up and and write the greeting too
Completing the task by wrapping and adding a greeting.
Can’t ask for more
Expressing willingness to go above and beyond.
Cause I’m your whore
Reiterating commitment using the metaphor of being a "whore."
Are your jeans too tight
Addressing personal insecurities or issues with appearance.
Your hair not right
Concerns about physical appearance, specifically tight jeans and hair.
The dog won’t go to sleep
Highlighting various everyday problems, like a dog not sleeping.
There’s a fly in the middle of your chai latte and your salad’s incomplete
Listing trivial issues, emphasizing readiness to assist with any problem.
I’m devoted to you like a teenage groupie
Comparing devotion to that of a teenage groupie.
Screaming till she just can’t speak
Using vivid imagery to express intense commitment.
Life’s not worth living if I can’t keep giving you more
Stating that life is meaningful when able to provide more support.
If you want to build a shed in your backyard I’ll hold your tool for you
Offering assistance in physical tasks, like building a shed.
If you want tomato sauce on your sausage roll I’ll squeeze the tube for you
Expressing willingness to help with mundane tasks, like squeezing sauce.
And you’re stuck in the middle of a traffic jam and forgot to video
Being there for you even in inconvenient situations, like traffic jams.
Your favourite show
Highlighting commitment even when faced with distractions, like a favorite TV show.
Yeah I’m your ho
Reiterating the commitment with a playful use of the term "ho."
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