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I say don't drink and drive
I advise against drinking and driving.
You might spill your drink
Spilling your drink is a consequence of impaired driving.
Before you get behind
Before taking control of the vehicle, pause and reflect.
That wheel, just stop & think
Stopping and contemplating the risks before driving.
You can take your chances
You can choose to take risks, but there are significant potential losses.
But there's so much to lose
Driving under the influence poses serious consequences.
Another bumpy road,
The road ahead is challenging, and there's a waste of alcohol on it.
There's so much wasted booze
Highlighting the negative impact of impaired driving on alcohol consumption.
I'm not so worried
The speaker is not overly concerned about causing harm to others.
About how many I kill
Emphasizing a greater worry about wasting beer than causing harm.
I'm much more concerned
The speaker is more focused on the quantity of spilled beer than potential fatalities.
With how much beer I spill
Expressing a lighthearted perspective on the consequences of drinking and driving.
35% of accidents
Statistics indicate that 35% of accidents are influenced by intoxication.
Are cause by pixilated
Accidents caused by impaired individuals (pixilated).
The other 65% are not
The majority (65%) of accidents are unrelated to alcohol.
Alcohol related
Highlighting that a significant portion of accidents is not alcohol-related.
What does this tell us
Raising a question about the characteristics of drunk drivers.
About the drunk drivers
Commenting on the surprising records of drunk drivers compared to sober drivers.
They seem to have a
Suggesting that intoxicated drivers paradoxically have a better track record.
Better record than
Comparing the performance of drunk drivers to a presumably less successful sober team.
The sober team
Continuation of the comparison, humorously implying drunk drivers fare better.
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