I Met My Baby in the Porta Jon Line
Serendipitous Love Found in Unlikely Places
Lyrics
CHORUS:
Repetition of the chorus emphasizing the central theme of meeting the baby in the porta jon line.
I met my baby in the porta jon line
The narrator met their romantic interest while waiting in line for the portable toilet.
I had to go and she was lookin' so fine
The narrator had to use the toilet, and despite the urgency, they noticed the attractiveness of their baby.
My eyes were floatin' with love on my mind
The narrator's focus shifted from their immediate need to the romantic thoughts about the baby.
I met my baby in the porta jon line
Repetition of the chorus emphasizing the central theme of meeting the baby in the porta jon line.
She was standin' there lookin' just like me
The baby resembled the narrator in some way, creating a connection between them.
We had somethin' in common, we both had to well, uh
Commonality between the narrator and the baby, both needing to use the toilet.
Stood there pacin' tryin' to look cool
The narrator tried to appear cool while waiting for their turn in the line for the portable toilet.
Just waitin' for my turn to stand up to the stool
-CHORUS
Repetition of the chorus emphasizing the central theme of meeting the baby in the porta jon line.
Well, I broke the ice and I said "Hello" (hello)
The narrator initiated a conversation by saying "Hello" to break the ice.
She said "I can't talk, I really got to go"
The baby, in a hurry, expressed the need to go quickly.
I said "Don't worry, we're in the same boat"
The narrator assured the baby that they are in the same situation.
She said "It's a good thing 'cause I'm about to make it float
The baby humorously mentioned making the toilet "float," adding a playful tone to the situation.
CHORUS
Repetition of the chorus emphasizing the central theme of meeting the baby in the porta jon line.
Now after our turn, we met outside
After both had their turn, they met outside, relieved, and greeted each other.
We greeted each other with a heavy sigh (sigh)
They exchanged sighs, possibly indicating a shared sense of relief and comfort.
She said "I think you are the man for me"
The baby expressed an interest in the narrator, stating that they might be the right person for them.
It's funny how love can make you go "wee"
A playful remark about love making one feel like saying "wee," suggesting a light-hearted, joyful feeling.
CHORUS
Repetition of the chorus emphasizing the central theme of meeting the baby in the porta jon line.
I met my baby in the porta jon line
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