Jetski Cop
Jet Ski Cop's Aquatic Rebellion: A Musical Tale of Freedom and Chaos
Lyrics
You were made
You were created
On these waters
In these waters
Before I gave
Before I sacrificed
My life to the slaughter
My life willingly
You're still toothless
You're still inexperienced or defenseless
I cruise armed to the fuckin teeth
I navigate heavily armed
If only you could babble
If only you could talk nonsense
Prove to me you don't deserve to sink
Show me that you don't deserve to fail or drown
WASTE
Pointless
OF
Waste
TIME
Of
AND MONEY
Time
Why you got that look in your eyes
Questioning why you have a certain expression in your eyes
We both know this had to be done
We both acknowledge that this action was necessary
Let's just blame the badge for makin me have so much fun
Blaming the badge for the enjoyment I derived from it
Look at me rippin around
Observing me speed around
On my PWC
On my personal watercraft (PWC)
Not a single care in the world
Without a care in the world
Heh... no family
No family ties
You can't be saved
You cannot be rescued or redeemed
So shut up
So be quiet
I am the Jet Ski Cop
I identify as the Jet Ski Cop
Harpoon your head with aquatic authority
Piercing your head with water-related authority
I am a wave runnin pig
I am a law enforcement officer on a watercraft
Baby in a bag and my wife in a ditch
Carrying a baby in a bag and my wife in a ditch
Don't get me wrong I loved you
Don't misunderstand, I once loved you
Try to see things my way
Try to see things from my perspective
I have a dream
I have aspirations or desires
Wife and kids ain't part of the plan
Having a family is not part of my plan
Witness infant sink to hell
Witnessing an infant descending into a horrible fate
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