Weasel
Mastering the Art of Weaseling: Pigeon Millers' Musical Escape
Lyrics
I know it ain't noble, but can I weasel out of this?
I acknowledge it may not be honorable, but can I avoid responsibility for this?
I'm ever so hopeful, you'll pick up all the pieces
I am optimistic that you will help me recover from the consequences.
When I was a baby my mama went too easy on me
Reflecting on my infancy, my mother was lenient with me.
And so with my ladies, they kinda take care of everything
Similar to how my ladies take care of everything, especially in a nurturing way.
Don't tell me today is the day I gotta face up to
Don't inform me that today is the day I must confront.
The way I've been throwing everyone
My behavior of deceiving everyone is catching up with me.
Well would you mind, would you be so kind as to clean up after me?
Could you please clean up after me? Would you mind?
I'm gonna weasel out like I've always done
I will find a way to avoid the situation, just as I always have.
I wake up laughing on top of mountains of money
I wake up joyfully atop substantial wealth.
See in my garden it's always green and sunny
In my world, everything is always prosperous and cheerful.
Don't tell me today is the day I gotta face up to
Don't remind me that today is the day to confront.
The way I've been fooling everyone
I've been deceiving everyone, and now it's catching up.
Well would you mind, would you be so kind as to clean up after me?
Could you please clean up after me? Would you mind?
I'm gonna weasel out of this like I've always done
I will find a way to avoid the situation, just as I always have.
(C'mere ya little weasel)
(Addressing someone as a little weasel, possibly in a playful or teasing manner)
I don't mind my manners, that stuff is for others to think about
I don't concern myself with manners; others can handle that.
See when you're a weasel, why go through it when you can get around?
As a weasel, I find ways around challenges rather than confronting them directly.
Don't tell me today is the day I gotta face up to
Don't remind me that today is the day to confront.
The way I've been throwing everyone
I've been deceiving everyone, and now it's catching up.
Well would you mind, would you be so kind as to clean up after me?
Could you please clean up after me? Would you mind?
I'm gonna weasel out of this like I've always done
I will find a way to avoid the situation, just as I always have.
I'm gonna weasel out of this like I've always done
-I'm gonna weasel out of this like I've always done
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