I Honky Tonked Too Hard Last Night
Regretful Revelry: I Honky Tonked Too Hard Last Night
Lyrics
I Honky Tonked
I engaged in honky-tonking.
Too hard last night
I did it excessively last night.
Don't talk so loud
Advise others not to speak loudly.
I'm barely gettin' by
I'm struggling to cope.
Said, "Never Again"
I declared "Never Again."
Guess it was a lie
It appears to be untrue.
'Cause I Honky Tonked
I engaged in honky-tonking again.
Too hard last night
Excessive honky-tonking last night.
Started out with whiskey
Started with whiskey consumption.
Had a little cider too
Also had some cider.
Smoked my share of cigarettes
Smoked a considerable number of cigarettes.
Before the night was through
Before the night ended.
I lost all my water
Lost control or balance while dancing.
Steppin' to a song or two
Danced to a song or two.
I worked up a deficit
Accumulated a debt or deficit.
And now the bill is due
Now facing the consequences.
I Honky Tonked
Repeat of line 7.
Too hard last night
Repeat of line 8.
Don't talk so loud
Repeat of line 3.
I'm barely gettin' by
Repeat of line 4.
Said, "Never Again"
Repeat of line 5.
Guess it was a lie
Repeat of line 6.
'Cause I Honky Tonked
Repeat of line 7.
Too hard last night
Repeat of line 8.
I woke up this mornin'
I woke up with a severe headache.
Awful poundin' in my head
Experiencing a pounding sensation.
I don't think that God meant beer
Questioning the appropriateness of beer as sustenance.
When he said, "Daily Bread"
Reflecting on the religious notion of daily bread.
Made some bad decisions
Made regrettable choices.
Can't remember what I said
Unable to recall spoken words.
Ran into my ex last night
Encountered a former partner.
And now he's in my bed
Resulting in an unexpected situation.
I Honky Tonked
Repeat of line 7.
Too hard last night
Repeat of line 8.
Don't talk so loud
Repeat of line 3.
I'm barely gettin' by
Repeat of line 4.
Said, "Never Again"
Repeat of line 5.
Guess it was a lie
Repeat of line 6.
'Cause I Honky Tonked
Repeat of line 7.
Too hard last night
Repeat of line 8.
I Honky Tonked
Exact repetition of line 7 and 8.
Too hard last night
-Don't talk so loud
Exact repetition of line 3 and 4.
I'm barely gettin' by
-Said, "Never Again"
Exact repetition of line 5.
Guess it was a lie
Exact repetition of line 6.
'Cause I Honky Tonked
Exact repetition of line 7 and 8.
Too hard last night
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