Get the Ruler Out
Measure Up to the Challenge: Unmasking False Toughness in 'Get the Ruler Out'
Lyrics
You say you're hard
You claim to be tough or strong.
You're soft as lard
Contradicts the previous statement, suggesting the person is actually weak or feeble.
Think you're a man?
Asking if the person thinks they embody masculine qualities.
Soft as flan!
Similar to line 2, calling out the person's lack of masculinity or strength.
You think you're tough?
Challenging the person's assertion of being tough.
You're mallow fluff
Comparing the person to a soft, fluffy substance, indicating weakness or lack of resilience.
You talk about
The person talks about being tough or strong.
So whip the the ruler out
Sarcastically suggesting the need to prove their strength or masculinity by using a ruler, possibly indicating a comparison or measurement of their physical attributes.
So...
Repetition of questioning the person's strength or masculinity and the sarcastic call to use a ruler for measurement.
Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!
-Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!
-Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!
-Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-Can you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!!!
-you say you're hard
Repeated lines 1-8.
You're soft as lard
-Think you're a man?
-Soft as flan!
-You think you're tough?
-You're mallow fluff
-You talk about
-Get the ruler out
-So...
Similar repetition as in lines 9-31 and 32-39.
Did you measure up?
-Did you measure up?
-Did you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!
-Did you measure up?
-Did you measure up?
-Did you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!
-Did you measure up
-Did you measure up?
-Did you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!
-Did you measure up?
-Did you measureup?
-Did you measure up?
-GET THE RULER OUT!!!
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