Here Comes Geordie
Geordie's Reflection: A Tale of Swagger and Environmental Twist
Lyrics
Here comes Geordie, back in town again
Geordie has returned to town.
Here comes Geordie, strutting down the lane
Geordie is confidently walking down the street.
Girls all want to toy with his affection
Women are interested in flirting with Geordie.
Boys all say, he loves his own reflection
Men claim that Geordie is self-absorbed or narcissistic.
Hey now, Geordie, sing us all a song
Encouraging Geordie to sing a song.
Whoa there, Geordie, where's your mother tongue?
Questioning Geordie's use of language; possibly a reference to an accent.
That don't sound like Tyneside to me
Geordie's singing doesn't match the expected Tyneside (Newcastle) style.
Geordie, are you from Jamaica, ee?
Mockingly suggesting Geordie might be from Jamaica due to his singing style.
Here comes Geordie in his private plane
Geordie is portrayed as environmentally conscious, flying a private plane.
Got to save the planet once again
Geordie is on a mission to save the planet but does so in a paradoxical way.
Good old Geordie, righteous as can be
Praising Geordie for his perceived righteousness.
Chop down the forest just to save a tree
Criticizing Geordie for destructive actions in the name of environmentalism.
Good old Geordie went to buy a hat
Geordie humorously struggles to find a hat that fits his supposedly swollen head.
Geordie says, my head won't fit in that
Geordie suggests his head is too large, possibly metaphorical for arrogance.
It's so swollen, much to my surprise
Expressing surprise at the size of Geordie's ego or self-importance.
They're all too small, there's nothing in my size
None of the available hats fit Geordie, emphasizing his perceived arrogance.
Here comes Geordie acting in a play
Geordie is involved in acting, but he is not compared favorably to renowned actors.
He's no Gielgud or Olivier
Highlighting Geordie's lack of acting talent compared to Gielgud or Olivier.
Stiff as cardboard, isn't it a drag,
Describing Geordie's acting as stiff and unimpressive.
Can't act his way out of a paper bag
Expressing Geordie's poor acting abilities, suggesting he cannot act even minimally well.
Here comes Geordie, back in town again
Repetition of Geordie's return to town.
Here comes Geordie, strutting down the lane
Repetition of Geordie strutting confidently down the lane.
Girls all love him, think he is the end
Girls admire Geordie, viewing him positively.
Boys all say, the mirror's his best friend
Boys continue to criticize Geordie, suggesting a fixation on his appearance.
Here comes Geordie
Repetition of Geordie's arrival, possibly emphasizing his recurring presence.
Here comes Geordie
Reiteration of Geordie's arrival.
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