Lyrics
I ran into my pastor at a gay bar
I unexpectedly encountered my pastor in a gay bar.
Let me tell you he looked so bizarre
The pastor's appearance was unusual or strange.
In fishnets instead of a suit
The pastor was wearing fishnets instead of a traditional suit.
I ran into my dad's girlfriend named Pam
I met my dad's girlfriend, Pam, in a strip club with money (fives) scattered around.
At a strip club with fives jammed
The strip club was filled with cash in various places.
In every place you can imagine
Strange and unexpected events happen in various locations.
All these things keep happening to me
Unusual incidents consistently occur in the narrator's life.
And every time it's all so confusing
These occurrences are perplexing each time they happen.
I just want to be left alone
The narrator desires solitude and wishes to be left alone.
Please don't make me leave my home
A plea not to force the narrator to leave their home.
Small towns don't forgive
Small towns are unforgiving or unforgetting of past events.
I ran into my grandma at a sex store
Encountered the narrator's grandma in a sex store unexpectedly.
I always thought she was such a bore
The narrator previously found their grandma boring.
No wonder she's always so tired
Now understanding why the grandma is often tired.
I ran into an old one night stand
Met someone from a past one-night stand.
Asked if I had any big plans
The person asked about the narrator's future plans.
I'm whipping and gagging your mom
A provocative or explicit reference involving the narrator and someone's mom.
All these things keep happening to me
Continued unusual events keep occurring in the narrator's life.
And every time it's all so confusing
Reiteration of the confusion caused by these events.
I just want to be left alone
The narrator reiterates the desire for solitude.
Please don't make me leave my home
A plea not to be compelled to leave the narrator's home.
Small towns don't forgive
Small towns are depicted as unforgiving or unyielding.
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