Just One Beer
A Comedy of Beers: Rodney Carrington's Hilarious Take on One Night's Revelry
Lyrics
One beer then I'm gone
Expressing the intention to leave after consuming only one beer.
The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on
Describing unattractive women seen previously.
got together and decided to come here
Suggesting that a group of unattractive women decided to visit the place.
They're not pretty
Reiterating the lack of physical attractiveness in the women.
They're not small
Emphasizing the women's lack of small stature.
I don't give a damn at all
Indicating a lack of concern or interest in the women's appearance.
Tonight I'm only having just one beer
Stating the intent to have only one beer for the night.
Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers
Deciding to have just two beers, acknowledging the atmosphere.
I don't mind the atmosphere in here
Expressing comfort with the current environment.
It feels so right, it must be wrong
Recognizing that the situation may be wrong but feels right.
I know I can't stay too long
Acknowledging the need to leave soon.
Tonight I'm only having just two beers
Committing to having only two beers for the night.
Three beers but no more
Opting for three beers, setting a limit.
There's no way I'm drinking four
Rejecting the idea of consuming four beers.
My attitude's improving with the beer
Noting an improvement in attitude with the influence of beer.
I was mad but now I'm glad
Transitioning from anger to happiness.
The women in here, they ain't so bad
Appreciating the women in the place.
Tonight I'm only having just three beers
Committing to having only three beers for the night.
Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers
Increasing the beer intake to six but maintaining a limit.
I kinda like the atmosphere in here
Liking the atmosphere and feeling the situation is right.
It feels so right, it must be wrong
Acknowledging the need to leave soon despite the enjoyment.
I know I can't stay too long
Committing to having only six beers for the night.
Tonight I'm only having just six beers
Empty line, possibly for a pause or transition.
Twelve beers then I quit
Humorous realization of drunkenness after spending a paycheck.
Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit
Describing a failed attempt at dancing and loss of control.
I just spent my whole paycheck in here
Regretting the consequences of excessive drinking.
I took a chance
Taking a chance and trying to enjoy the night.
I tried to dance
Reflecting on the consequences of dancing.
I threw up and pissed my pants
Humorous acknowledgment of extreme intoxication from just one beer.
All off one beer
Repeating the intention to have only one beer but facing unintended consequences.
Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer
Reiterating the intention to have only one beer.
At least that's what I said when I got here
Claiming to have planned for just one beer upon arrival.
It felt so right, but it was wrong
Acknowledging that the situation felt right initially, but realizing it was wrong.
I know that I've stayed too long
Recognizing that the stay has been too long.
I think I musta drank hundred beers
Exaggerating the number of beers consumed, emphasizing regret.
Well now I wished I had only one beer
Expressing a wish for moderation, regretting excessive drinking.
God I wish I never came in here
Regretting the decision to enter the place.
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