Trustafarian
The Enigmatic Trustafarian Chronicles: A Bohemian Tale
Lyrics
He's got brown ratty dreads
Describing the Trustafarian with messy brown dreadlocks.
And he dresses like a Frisco gypsy
Depicting his fashion style resembling that of a San Francisco gypsy.
You never catch him in shoes
Highlighting that he avoids wearing shoes.
And all the yuppies call him a hippy, yeah
People label him as a hippy, particularly the yuppies (young urban professionals).
His best friend's his dog, his ex-wife she hates him
His dog is his best companion, but his ex-wife dislikes him.
He's always talking 'bout the war that he was in
He frequently talks about a war experience, but the specifics are unknown.
But no one knows which one or how old he is
Uncertainty about his age and the war he claims to have participated in.
Some say that he's a doctor's son
Rumored to be a doctor's son.
Living off of checks from his trust fund
Dependent on money from a trust fund for his living expenses.
Others say that he just sells grass
Alternatively, some believe he earns by selling marijuana.
You can believe whatever you want
Encouraging listeners to form their own beliefs about him.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Repetition of "Yeah yeah yeah yeah."
And he creeps into camp
Describing his secretive and sneaky entrance into a campsite.
And he sleeps in his van at the state park beach
He sleeps in his van at a state park beach.
Leaves just as soon as the sun comes up
Leaves early to avoid paying fees when camping.
So he doesn't have to pay the fee
Departing as soon as the sun rises.
And he drives along that coast
Driving along the coast, searching for good surfing spots.
And pulls over when he finds a good break
Stopping when he finds a favorable wave.
And he paddles out all alone
Paddling out into the ocean alone for surfing.
One two uh two three four
Instrumental break.
Some say that he's a Lawyer's son
Another rumor suggests he's a lawyer's son.
Living off of checks from his trust fund
Like before, relying on trust fund money for sustenance.
Others say that he just sells grass
Or, according to some, involved in selling marijuana.
You can believe whatever you want
Encouraging varied beliefs about him.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Repetition of "Yeah yeah yeah yeah."
Last time that someone heard from him
Last known communication indicates his journey to Baja, California.
They said he took his blue van to Baja, California
Driving his blue van on this adventure.
Loaded the surf-rack, bought a pound of new Jack
Preparing for the trip with a surfboard rack and purchasing marijuana.
Doggy riding front seat he never gonna look back
His loyal dog accompanies him in the front seat.
No, no never gonna look back
Determined not to look back on his current lifestyle.
Yeah-ee-yeah
Repetition of "Yeah-ee-yeah."
Do you know the Trustafarian
Pose a question to the audience about their familiarity with the Trustafarian.
Always up to no good and he's living on the run
Characterizing the Trustafarian as someone constantly engaged in mischief, living a fugitive lifestyle.
Some say that his kind won't last
Speculation about the longevity of his lifestyle.
You can believe whatever you want yeah yeah
Encouraging individual beliefs about the Trustafarian.
Some say that he's a rich man's son
Yet another claim that he's a wealthy individual's offspring.
Living off of checks from his trust fund
Continuing to rely on trust fund money for sustenance.
Others say that he just sells grass
Or, as others believe, involved in the marijuana trade.
You can believe whatever you want
Reiteration of encouraging diverse beliefs about him.
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