My Funny Valentine

Embracing Imperfections: A Tribute to My Funny Valentine
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Behold the way our fine feathered friend

Observing the impressive way our elegant bird-like friend

His virtue doth parade

Displays his moral excellence

Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend

You, my not-so-bright friend, are unaware

The picture thou hast made

Of the image you project

Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair

Your expressionless face and disheveled hair

Conceal thy good intent

Hide your good intentions

Thou noble upright truthful sincere

You are a noble, upright, truthful, sincere,

And slightly dopey gent, you are

And slightly foolish gentleman


My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine

You, my amusing valentine, charming comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Evoke a smile in my heart

Your looks are laughable, un-photographable

Your appearance is comically unphotogenic

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Yet, you are my favorite masterpiece


Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your physique not as perfect as a Greek god's?

Is your mouth a little weak?

Is your speech a bit feeble?

When you open it to speak

When you open your mouth to talk

Are you smart?

Are you intelligent?


But, don't change a hair for me

But, don't alter anything for my sake

Not if you care for me

Not if you have affection for me

Stay little valentine, stay

Remain my little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

Every day is Valentine's Day with you


Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your physique not as perfect as a Greek god's?

Is your mouth a little weak?

Is your speech a bit feeble?

When you open it to speak

When you open your mouth to talk

Are you smart?

Are you intelligent?


But, don't change a hair for me

But, don't alter anything for my sake

Not if you care for me

Not if you have affection for me

Stay little valentine, stay

Remain my little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

Every day is Valentine's Day with you

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