iPhone

Money, Materialism, and the New iPhone: Seb Lowe's Witty Commentary
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Lyrics

She said she’s only got one type,

Expressing that the person has a specific preference or taste.

I took her to the side,

Taking the person aside for a private conversation.

I said how much to change your mind, Yeah, I could change your life...

Offering to change the person's mind, suggesting a potential positive impact on their life.

I’d love to tell you that I advocate to eradicate poverty, Or that I give a toss about astrology,

Contrasting the desire for superficial topics with a lack of interest in important issues.

But I don’t.

Admitting a lack of concern for social or celestial matters.

I’m actually quite a shitty conversationalist. Especially when I’m tryna be funny,

Acknowledging a deficiency in conversational skills, particularly humor.

I’d love to tell you ‘bout my job,

Expressing a willingness to share personal information, possibly about the speaker's job.

My Brexit views and shit, the lot,

Mentioning potential topics like Brexit, personal opinions, and preferences.

My own opinion on the virus,

Indicating a willingness to discuss views on a current virus.

My favourite spot,

Referencing a favorite place or location.

I’d love to tell you if I’m ever truly happy or not, But you know what, actually,

Contradicting the willingness to share personal happiness, revealing a focus on money.

All I give a fuck about is money.

Explicitly stating that the primary concern is money.

So please...

Requesting the other person to avoid unnecessary talk and get to the point.

Waffle bout your star sign, your kids, and your type,

Encouraging the other person to talk about superficial topics like star signs and family.

I’d love to tell you ‘bout my shoes, my car, my jacket, my top and my watch price, I think I made a lot this year,

Expressing a desire to share materialistic achievements and wealth.

And I wouldn’t be bragging to say that I’m sweet,

Asserting confidence in personal success and achievements.

She on 2k a month I see,

Comparing the speaker's income to someone else's, emphasizing financial success.

And I make that back in a week,

Highlighting the speaker's ability to quickly recover monetary losses.

You think I’d waste time with a family to feed?

Questioning the value of investing time in a family when financial success is assured.

You know, I’m an island like Simon and Garf in the sea,

Metaphorically portraying oneself as an isolated individual like Simon and Garfunkel.

My life is a film and it’s starring the me,

Describing life as a movie with the speaker as the central character.

Actually...

Suggesting a self-awareness moment or reflection.

If you take a look inside you,

Encouraging introspection in the listener.

I think you’ll realise you,

Emphasizing the need for self-awareness.

You talk so much about yourself...

Criticizing the listener for excessive self-centered talk.

Nobody fucking likes you!

Expressing a negative opinion about the listener based on their self-centeredness.

She said she’s only got one type, I took her to the side,

Repeating the initial scenario of encountering someone with a single type.

I said how much to change your mind, Yeah, I could change your life...

Reiterating the offer to change the person's mind for a positive impact on their life.

This is my favourite phone. It’s the brand-new iPhone. With a hydraulic engine,

Introducing a favorite object, the brand-new iPhone, with special features.

(How cool is that)

Expressing enthusiasm about the iPhone's hydraulic engine.

The screen is made of glass,

Describing the iPhone's screen as classy.

To keep some degree of class,

Highlighting the material used to maintain the iPhone's class.

But behind...

Introducing the inner components of the iPhone, specifically an electromagnetic mass.

An electromagnetic mass of pure vibranium, What’s that, you ask?

Explaining vibranium as a new metal alloy by Apple, with a brief description.

It’s the new metal alloy invented by Apple inc.

Providing additional information about vibranium's composition.

A blend of titanium, iron, and diamond, and topped with a layer of zinc, A wonderful thought I think,

Expressing admiration for vibranium and its comfort.

And the back is made of gold! It’s so comfortable to hold! A million when it were sold! But fuck it, it’s already old....

Describing the back of the iPhone as gold and its popularity and comfort.

She said she’s only got one type, I took her to the side,

Repeating the initial scenario, reinforcing the theme of having one type.

I said how much to change your mind, Yeah, I could change your life.

Reiterating the offer to change the person's mind for a positive impact on their life.

The lyrics of this song contain explicit content.
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