Poor Historian

Unraveling the Mind: Sentinel Events' "Poor Historian" Exploration
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Lyrics

Begin recording

Initiating the recording process

The following is a recorded medical record of my initial evaluation of patient John Doe (coma)

Documenting the initial evaluation of a patient named John Doe in a coma

MRN 99075251 (coma) on today's date January fourth (coma) two thousand twenty-three (coma)

Providing patient details, including medical record number and current date

At current time thirteen thirty (period)

Indicating the current time of the recording

Pt is of unknown age and origin presenting an unremarkable clinical picture post diagnostic testing(period)

Describing the patient as of unknown age and origin with a clinically unremarkable post-diagnostic testing picture

Pt was initially found unresponsive on a commuter train (period)

Reporting that the patient was found unresponsive on a commuter train

Pt was transported to Orlando Medical ED via emergency services (period)

Stating that the patient was transported to Orlando Medical ED via emergency services

Upon arrival patient became conscious and alert while exhibiting AMS with apparent delusional behavior (period) Patient is a poor historian of recent and past events and is unable to articulate name (coma) origin (coma) and date of birth (period)

Detailing the patient's consciousness upon arrival, exhibiting altered mental status (AMS) and delusional behavior, with the patient being a poor historian unable to provide personal details

Patient is currently admitted to Florida Psychiatric Institute for further evaluation (period)

Noting the patient's current admission to Florida Psychiatric Institute for further evaluation

No medical abnormalities noted during hospitalization with vital signs and lab values observed within normal limits (period)

Confirming no medical abnormalities during hospitalization, with normal vital signs and lab values

Patient presents currently as a healthy Caucasian male with no signs of bodily injury or trauma (period)

Describing the patient's current physical condition as a healthy Caucasian male with no signs of injury


Hello, my friend, my name is Dr. Herwig and we are here today to do an evaluation and to get to know each other a little bit. Is that OK?

Introducing Dr. Herwig and the purpose of the evaluation

I'll be recording our conversation. All right, let's begin.

Announcing the recording of the conversation and initiating the evaluation

Can you tell me your name?

Asking the patient to state their name

My name? I can't remember.

Patient expressing inability to remember their name

Do you know where we are right now?

Asking the patient if they know their current location

We're in a hospital?

Patient responding that they are in a hospital

What is last thing you can remember?

Inquiring about the last thing the patient remembers

Honestly, I don't remember anything I just have all these lyrics and songs stuck in my, lyrics and songs stuck in my, lyrics and songs stuck in my, lyrics and songs stuck in my head, stuck in my head, stuck in my head.

Patient admitting to a lack of memory and mentioning the presence of lyrics and songs stuck in their head

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