Easter Bunny
The Endearing Tale of Easter's Sweet Surprises
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He is a large lagomorph with candy treats
Describes the Easter Bunny as a large rabbit-like creature that brings sweets.
That comes in April for the petites
Specifies that the Easter Bunny arrives in April for children.
He is cute, he is fluffy
Highlights the Easter Bunny's cute and fluffy appearance.
Filled with sweets and very puffy
Emphasizes the Easter Bunny's fullness with sweets and a puffy demeanor.
But that doesn't seem that odd
Indicates that the Easter Bunny's characteristics aren't strange or unusual.
And one wouldn't say he is a fraud
Suggests that there's no reason to doubt the Easter Bunny's authenticity.
He just likes to offer the damn kiddies
Explains the Easter Bunny's intention of giving candies to children.
Some lollipops and cavities
Highlights that along with treats, the Easter Bunny inadvertently causes tooth decay.
Doesn't necessarily mean he has a toupee
States that the Easter Bunny's actions don't necessarily imply he wears a wig.
He simply likes playing with toddlers and making papier-mâché
Indicates the Easter Bunny's innocent playfulness with children involves crafts like papier-mâché.
Neither does he have spectacle glasses
Denies the Easter Bunny wearing glasses.
Nor creepy trench coat jackets
Asserts that the Easter Bunny doesn't wear suspicious or unsettling clothing.
He just a sucker for hopscotch and sandpits
Expresses the Easter Bunny's fondness for children's games like hopscotch and sandpits.
Kids wearing leotards and making splits
Describes the Easter Bunny's enjoyment of watching kids in active wear doing gymnastics.
Cute easter bunny just needs to run a short span
States that the Easter Bunny only needs to travel a short distance from the playground to his vehicle.
From the playground to his minivan
Indicates the Easter Bunny's departure from the playground in a minivan after the festivities.
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