Miss Lucy
Playful Troubles: Miss Lucy's Whimsical Journey with Tiny Tim
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Miss Lucy had a baby
Miss Lucy has become a mother.
His name was Tiny Tim
The baby's name is Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim!
Miss Lucy placed Tiny Tim in the bathtub to test his ability to swim.
He drank up all the water,
Tiny Tim drank all the water in the bathtub.
He ate up all the soap,
He consumed all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn.t go down his throat!
He attempted to eat the bathtub, but it was too large to go down his throat.
Miss Lucy called the doctor,
Miss Lucy sought medical help and called the doctor.
The doctor called the nurse,
The doctor contacted the nurse.
The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse!
The nurse got in touch with a woman carrying an alligator purse.
In came the doctor,
The doctor arrived.
In came the nurse,
The nurse arrived.
In came the lady with the alligator purse!
The woman with the alligator purse also arrived.
Measles, said the doctor,
The doctor diagnosed the illness as measles.
Measles, said the nurse
The nurse confirmed it as measles.
Chicken Pox, said the lady with the alligator purse!
The woman with the alligator purse identified it as chicken pox.
Penicillin, said the doctor,
The doctor prescribed penicillin as a treatment.
Penicillin, said the nurse,
The nurse also recommended penicillin.
Pizza, said the lady with the alligator purse!
The woman with the alligator purse suggested pizza, possibly as an unconventional remedy or for comfort.
Out went the doctor,
The doctor left.
Out went the nurse,
The nurse left.
Out went the lady with the alligator purse!
The woman with the alligator purse left.
Well the cat’s got the measles
The cat has measles.
The dogs got the flu
The dog has the flu.
The baby’s got the chicken pox, and so have you!
The baby and the listener also have chicken pox.
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