The Dateless Losers

Embracing Geek Love: Dateless Losers Anthem
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Lyrics

My friends and I we're a bunch of geeks

Expressing that the speaker and their friends are seen as socially awkward or outcasts.

So none of us has got a date at the end of the week

None of them have plans for a romantic outing by the week's end.

And if there's no cool hip punk rock show

If there's no exciting music event, they gather at their friends' house.

Denny, Robin, and Woodsy's house is the place that we go

Specifically naming the house of friends where they convene.


Dateless losers we don't care

They embrace their status as individuals without dates.

If our pathetic love lives go nowhere

They are unconcerned about their unsuccessful romantic lives.

No matter where my life has led

Regardless of life experiences, the speaker still feels marked as a loser.

I still have a "L" stuck to my forehead

Metaphorically, they feel marked or labeled as a "loser."


We are the dateless losers

Self-identification as individuals who can't secure dates.

And even though I can't get a date

Despite their inability to get a date, they have plans for the night.

I've got somewhere to be tonight

They have somewhere specific to go despite their dating challenges.


We sit around and eat ice cream

They spend time together eating ice cream.

Crack jokes and watch really bad T.V.

Enjoying each other's company while making fun of bad television.

And if you're a dateless loser too

Inviting others who face similar dating challenges to join them.

Then startin' a dateless loser club is the only thing left to do

Suggesting the formation of a club for people without dates as a solution.

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