Lyrics
The lifeguards looked on with their guardian faces in tight shorts
The lifeguards are observing with serious expressions and wearing tight shorts.
Looking at shores upon shores
The speaker is gazing at numerous shorelines.
Of naked people
The shores are filled with naked people.
And I looked on with my uneven tan and a tooth brush
The speaker, with an uneven tan and a toothbrush in hand, is also observing the scene.
Stuck in my hand in my hand
Emphasis on the toothbrush stuck in the speaker's hand.
Boy I can't wait to meet them
The speaker expresses anticipation and eagerness to meet the naked people on the shores.
At least my breath is minty fresh
The speaker notes that, despite other shortcomings, their breath is minty fresh.
Unlike my fashion sense
Contrasting with fresh breath, the speaker acknowledges a lack of fashionable attire.
Eye contact and I might collapse
Direct eye contact might lead to the speaker collapsing, possibly due to nervousness or anxiety.
Who said life was not that bad
Despite challenges, someone suggests that life is not entirely bad.
I saw a porn once
The speaker recalls watching a pornographic scene in the past.
Where the woman looked bored and the man had the time of his life
Describes the disparity in the enjoyment levels of the participants in the mentioned porn scene.
Life
A brief emphasis on the word "Life."
Her name was Sabrina boy can't wait to meet her and tell her it'll be alright
The speaker looks forward to meeting someone named Sabrina and providing reassurance.
Why
A questioning expression about the situation or life in general.
Why why why why
Repetition of the word "Why," indicating deep contemplation or frustration.
Am I so dry dry dry dry
The speaker feels emotionally dry or detached.
At least my breath is minty fresh
Despite emotional dryness, the speaker's breath remains minty fresh.
Unlike my fashion sense
Acknowledgment of a lack of fashionable sense in the speaker's attire.
Eye contact and I might collapse
Direct eye contact might lead to the speaker collapsing, repeating a theme from line 9.
Who said life was not that bad
A repetition of the notion that someone believes life is not entirely bad.
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