Fat Chicks
Cashier Dreams: A Musical Tale of Love and Checkout Lines
Lyrics
I sit on my stool looking hip and cool
I present myself on a stool, trying to appear fashionable and composed.
The radio's blasting Blink182
The radio is playing Blink182, setting the scene with a specific music choice.
I wish I could be on TRL
I desire to be featured on Total Request Live (TRL), a popular music television program.
I wish I didn't have to front the shelves
I wish I didn't have to work in the store (front the shelves) and could pursue my desires.
She rolls up in her mommies car
A girl arrives in her mother's car.
Tank top and sports bra
She is casually dressed in a tank top and sports bra.
Pulls out the credit card
She uses a credit card to make a purchase.
It happens every time
This scenario repeats consistently.
Fat chicks always pay inside
Observation that overweight women always pay for their purchases inside the store.
While the beautiful girl pays outside with her credit card
The contrast between the payment methods of overweight and conventionally beautiful women.
'Cause with credit cards you ain't gotta pay inside
Explaining the advantage of using credit cards for payment outside the store.
The cooler's all stocked the bathrooms are mopped
Description of the well-prepared store with stocked coolers and clean bathrooms.
I watch all the fiends spend all their money
Observing customers spending their money, possibly on addictive substances.
Hello, and how are you today?
A polite greeting to customers.
The king of Cash 3 won't go away
A reference to someone winning in the Cash 3 lottery who won't leave.
I want you to think about me when your
Asking someone to think about the speaker while they are busy elsewhere.
Out pumping your gas you look up at me
Imagining someone looking at the speaker while pumping gas.
I'm stocking candy and making coffee
The speaker is engaged in mundane tasks like stocking candy and making coffee.
I sit and I dream about SME
Daydreaming about Sloppy Meateaters (SME).
Whoa oh oh oh she's singing to me!
A catchy exclamation indicating that the girl is singing to the speaker.
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