Lyrics
You froze my heart on christmas eve
You experienced emotional coldness or heartbreak on Christmas Eve.
You froze my heart on new years eve
Similar emotional coldness occurred on New Year's Eve.
You froze my heart on christmas day
Your heart was frozen on Christmas Day as well.
And there's nothing under my tree
There are no meaningful gifts or positive experiences under your Christmas tree.
When it gets cold outside I decide
During cold times, you seek companionship.
To try and find somebody to spend some time with
You try to find someone to spend time with during cold weather.
A fire to light inside and melt this ice
You hope for warmth and connection to melt the emotional ice within.
Check the list I've been nice
Checking whether you've been good, anticipating rewards.
Santa won't you give me somebody to love
A plea to Santa for a meaningful relationship.
And one for my buddy yeah he plays the drums
Wishing for happiness for a friend who plays the drums.
A human to hug I'm not asking for much
Seeking human connection without extravagant requests.
How bout a million bucks?
A humorous request for a million bucks.
Got my requisite reasonable requests in
Expressing reasonable wishes during the season.
Seriously stricken with that seasonal depression
Suffering from seasonal depression despite requests.
Don't make me open your white elephant gift
Reluctance to open a gift symbolizing indifference.
It's fine to not give a shit
Acceptance of not caring about certain things.
Looking fat in a turtleneck sweater
Satirical comment on appearance during the holidays.
Happy holidays well the last one was better
Comparing current holidays unfavorably to the past.
I swear everyone must be under the weather
Observation that everyone seems down or unwell.
Winter in the desert donner has died of thirst
Describing a challenging winter scenario.
You froze my heart on christmas eve
Repetition of the emotional freezing on Christmas Eve.
You froze my heart on new years eve
Repetition of emotional coldness on New Year's Eve.
You froze my heart on christmas day
Repetition of the emotional freezing on Christmas Day.
And there's nothing under my tree
Reiteration that there are no meaningful gifts under the tree.
Yams n shit candles lit wrapping to match it
Describing holiday decorations and atmosphere.
Its funny to see just how fucked up your family is
Observation of dysfunctional family dynamics during holidays.
Grandma smokes cannabis that's how she handles it
Humorous mention of grandma coping with cannabis.
Guess what's in this package
A playful question about the contents of a gift package.
Hope you need socks son cuz you got some
A humorous reference to receiving socks as a gift.
Pops got a bottle of scotch do you want a shot
Reference to a family member offering scotch as a gift.
Meanwhile little brother gets an Xbox one
Contrast in gifts received by family members.
See who has the most fun
Suggesting a competition for holiday fun.
So when you gonna settle down
Questioning when the narrator will settle down.
And stop going on tour how come you're never around
Addressing the absence of the narrator during holidays.
Don't you want to start a family and make your mother proud?
Pressure to start a family and make parents proud.
I need to go lay down
Narrator's need for a break or rest.
Little baby jesus he doesn't understand
Humorous mention of baby Jesus not understanding adult struggles.
Trying to make ends meet and working for the man
Narrator's struggle to make ends meet and work for the man.
I'm gonna take this bonus and blow it fast as I can
Decision to spend a bonus quickly for enjoyment.
It's a white Christmas but I just want to black out
Expressing a desire to forget the holiday with excessive drinking.
You froze my heart on Christmas eve
Reiteration of emotional freezing on Christmas Eve.
You froze my heart on new years eve
Reiteration of emotional coldness on New Year's Eve.
You froze my heart on Christmas day
Reiteration of emotional freezing on Christmas Day.
And there's nothing under my tree
Reiterating the absence of meaningful gifts under the tree.
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