Lyrics
He has two heads and he has three legs
Describing a creature with two heads and three legs.
He has no tail what a crying shame
Expressing disappointment that the creature has no tail.
There is nothing for him to wag
Highlighting the absence of a tail, which typically wags when a dog is happy.
To let us know that he's happy
Emphasizing the lack of a tail as a means of signaling happiness.
Is he rabid? no.
Confirming that the creature is not rabid (not infected with rabies).
Is he rabid? no.
Reiterating that the creature is not rabid, with a sense of certainty.
Hey, I ought to know
Asserting personal knowledge about the creature's health status.
Is he playful? yes.
Confirming that the creature is playful.
Is he playful? yes
Reiterating that the creature is playful.
Or would you rather guess?
Posing a rhetorical question about the listener's preference for guessing.
Eats pitbulls for breakfast
Stating that the creature eats pitbulls for breakfast.
Eats pitbulls for breakfast
Repeating the assertion that the creature consumes pitbulls for breakfast.
And swallows them whole
Describing the creature's method of consuming pitbulls whole.
Mutated dog is my best friend
Declaring that the mutated dog is the singer's best friend.
He ate the teacher and the teacher's pet
Claiming that the dog has consumed both the teacher and the teacher's pet.
While running loose in the backyard
Describing the dog running freely in the backyard.
He feeds on little kiddie's arms
Stating that the mutated dog feeds on the arms of little children.
He's my mutated dog
Reaffirming the mutated dog as the singer's companion with no harmful intentions.
He really means no harm
Clarifying that the mutated dog does not intend harm.
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