I Found a Cigarette in the Couch and by God, I'm Gonna Smoke It
Embracing Laziness: Finding Joy in Life's Simple Pleasures
Lyrics
I found a cigarette in the couch and by God, I'm gonna smoke it
Discovering a cigarette in the couch and expressing determination to smoke it.
Eating, watching tv, and being a bum
Engaging in activities like eating, watching TV, and being idle.
Where did this open beer come from?
Questioning the origin of an open beer found in the vicinity.
Sitting here is getting boring
Feeling boredom while sitting around.
I'm so glad you heard me calling
Expressing gratitude that someone responded to the speaker's call.
And I say whatever and ever
Using the phrase "whatever and ever" to convey a dismissive or indifferent attitude.
I really don't wanna get out of bed
Expressing a reluctance to leave the bed.
I'd really rather sleep in instead
Preferencing sleeping in over getting out of bed.
Isn't it fun being broke?
Reflecting on the perceived enjoyment of being financially strapped.
Went out for booze and you left me a note
Receiving a note after going out for alcohol.
There's nothing in the house that I wanna eat
Expressing a lack of desire for available food in the house.
Nothing here to do but beat my meat
Indicating a lack of activities, resorting to a solitary pursuit.
And I say whatever and ever
Repeating the indifferent attitude using "whatever and ever."
I really don't wanna get out of bed
Reiterating the reluctance to leave the bed.
I'd really rather sleep in instead
Reiterating the preference for sleeping in.
I'm beginning to think I'm a slob
Acknowledging a messy or slovenly lifestyle.
I really don't wanna go to my job
Expressing a lack of enthusiasm for going to work.
Every day I get more lazy
Noting an increasing tendency towards laziness.
I'm burning through all of my savings
Highlighting the depletion of savings due to a carefree lifestyle.
And I say whatever and ever
Repeating the indifferent attitude with "whatever and ever."
I really don't wanna get out of bed
Reiterating the reluctance to leave the bed.
I'd really rather sleep in instead
Reiterating the preference for sleeping in.
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